4/07/2011

Oldest Milky Way Candy Bar Discovered

Oldest Milky Way Candy Bar Ever
Oldest Milky Way Candy Bar Ever
Every now and again I get that “Chocolate” urge and venture down the hallway to the Las Vegas vending machine. I call it Las Vegas for it’s a gamble if you receive something after you feed it money. I inserted my money and I selected the Milky Way candy bar. As the candy bar fell into the slot at the bottom I mumbled under my breath, “Winner, winner, chicken dinner.” The above photo is what I received. WTF!
Where the Hell did this candy bar come from? Had I somehow awoken in the future in a post apocalyptic zombie outbreak. If so, I’m lucky to have found a treasure such as this. I could now live to fight zombies another day.
Dejected, I went back to my office, placed the candy bar on my desk, took out my cell phone, and snapped this photo. I then sent it to the printer, 8X11 size in color. I then went back to the Las Vegas vending machine and taped the photo of the Milky Way candy bar on the glass where everyone can see.
It was on…
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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  1. LOTGK1/19/2026 1:13 PM

    Being that it is 15 years later, not once did I receive a refund for that Milky Way bar from the vendor. Or a single reply. Now you know why that machine was removed a week after this event. Bye Bye.

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