4/08/2010

Chem Trails - Not Just For Dinner Anymore

Chem Trails Engulf City
Chem Trails Engulf City
Ever wonder what those white lines crisscrossing in the sky are? Many believe they are merely contrails from the thousands of jets dotting our sky. A contrail is the exhaust from a jet that when mixed with the thin high altitude air, form a white puffy cloud mixture that quickly dissipates. However, as evidenced from the picture above taken at 6:30am this morning of New York City, there is more going on than simple non toxic exhaust from jets.

The Grassy Knoll Institute has learned that the government is using commercial airlines to expel psychotropic drugs into the atmosphere for experimentation on the entire populace of the country. (Think of subliminal messages on steroids) Under the guise of passenger airlines, the government routinely releases the psychotropic drugs into the atmosphere forming chemtrails behind the jets. As the chemtrails slowly release into the air and descend onto the ground, they are absorbed slowly into the body.

The Grassy Knoll Institute has gathered evidence that the drugs manipulate the higher brain functions forcing the subject to become more pliant to suggestion on a broad range of views. From political affiliations to the clothes they wear, the chemtrails plant the seeds of suggestion into your mind. (Seriously, no one in their right mind would ever wear monster bell bottom blue jeans and platform shoes by choice)

The government has already implemented its plan of control. Even though the government is broke, a new empire killing hospitalization program has been approved. And don't tell me anyone in their right mind would join the Tea Bagging Party fronted by America's guardian from Russia Sara Palin herself.

Of course the United States government is in total denial mode stating that there are no such things as chemtrails and that New York City was merely inundated with heavy fog this morning. The government attempts to dismiss the chemtrails as merely contrails, and that they are perfectly safe and non toxic and everything is OK in the world. Even though the world banks are failing. Millions of people dying of starvation. Millions more dying from disease. And even more dying from war. And when was the last time you spotted a honey bee? The chemtrails are killing them.

A perfect Utopian society we ain't living in. Two plus two does not equal five no matter how many times the government attempts to convince us otherwise.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

23 comments:

  1. You have apoint. At the time they introduced chemtrails, the Captain and Tennile became popular. Muskrat Love. WTF is up with that?

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  2. Two words.
    Disco Music.

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  3. You have something here. A couple years ago the network created a sitcom based on the Geico Caveman commercials.

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  4. It's all making sense now! Three words. Billy Ray Cyrus.

    I think someone should infiltrate and drop good drugs on us... mushroom gas or lucy in the sky with diamonds!

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  5. And Jon Gosselin is actually getting press. Damn those chemtrails.

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  6. BTW, I'll have the mango duck.

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  7. Instead, the government is forcing lady Gaga down our throats. Oh the humanity.

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  8. That is so fake those are not chemical trails left by jets it is a photoshop of fog in the city. Dumbasses all around.

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  9. Interesting, I believe chem trails may also be causing the current "Guido" or "Jersey Douche" phenomenon.

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  10. Welcome to the club. Apparently you swallowed the government manifesto hook line and sinker. How much is 2+2?

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  11. Fish-On-A-Wall4/11/2010 5:55 AM

    This explains Spencer and Heidi Pratt.

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  12. Yea, what the hell is up Snookie?

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  13. Exactly. It is all coming into focus now.

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  14. Don't know... but my guess is it's dead

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  15. chem trails are merely a small gift from Hell to the world. Soon I will be coming.

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  16. Thats why I live in a hi-rise, to stay above the chem trail pollutants.

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  17. They are also the appetizer for Gia's Pizzeria.

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  18. So, you are the first to come into contact with them.....

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  19. A fellow poster on a political forum I post on has shown pictures and videos of chemtrails he has seen in his area of Northern California.

    Is the picture of New York City real ?

    By the way, I am a certified Conservative and Tea Party member and I saw not only chemtrails over Oakland Ca but saw thin grey spider web like stuff coming down while this aircraft was flying way overhead. Stuff hit the ground and disappeared right away. I touched the stuff and got sick 3 days later.

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  20. No, the NYC picture is not real.

    I hope that stuff wasn't the flushings of the toilet. Seriously!

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  21. Wow the ignorance
    1. The theory itself holds no weight as this picture was taken from the sky. "chem trails" are supposedly from airplanes and the picture clearly shows the clouds hugging the ground... clearly fog as any child could point out.
    Being from the aviation field and working on jet planes let me clarify something for you educated people out there,
    2. Con trails occur when moisture in the atmosphere collect on the plane due to so much mass impacting airborne water molecules at high velocity, ever heard of a barometer? dew point? there is almost moisture in the air, especially at higher altitudes that can keep it afloat. It then turns from a gas into a liquid and back into to a gas forcing a small cloud to be formed dissipating by direct sun exposure...
    3. The "chem trails" you see is when the excess fuel (jets only combust around 80% of whats pumped into them) and because of the air fuel mixture inhibit (prevent) its dissipation thus staying airborne longer and creating the sheening effect that concerns so many people. Don't believe me poor a small amount of fuel into a barrel of water and you see the same effect.
    4. Any B.S. about locating those supposed tanks and being rushed off like they found themselves on the white house lawn is not to protect their precious "chems" its the blackbox you idiots. You know the device that survives a crash while monitoring all flight communications and readings to give investigators the reason for the crash.

    If you still don't believe me try doing some research on your own, it's funny how much you can find online if you just look instead of eating whatever filth is handed to you that "sounds" plausible

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  22. Anonymous spews..."If you still don’t believe me try doing some research on your own, it’s funny how much you can find online if you just look instead of eating whatever filth is handed to you that “sounds” plausible"

    What's even more funny is your comment. Perhaps you should re-read the post, and take a quick look around, we are the home of the 99 cent conspiracy theory, powered by a really good tasting corned beef sandwich. But, if you still do not understand, the Grassy Knoll Institute is a Humor site, and today, your comment has made it even more so.

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