4/01/2008

Miss America Winner 2008

With all the scandal and bad press beauty pageants have received lately, the Miss America Beauty Pageant Association have invoked new guidelines and regulations that will be strictly enforced.

No longer will contestants be allowed to have breast augmentations, nose jobs, face lifts, tummy tucks, eye widening, ear lowering, leg shaping, ass shaping, and botex injections.

The committee feels that these young women should have natural appeal not enhanced with medical procedures.

We got a sneak peak of Gloria Swankton, who will be representing California in this years pageant.

Bert Parks just rolled over and puked in his grave.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

5 comments:

  1. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

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  2. BERT PARKS JUST ROLLED OVER IN HIS GRAVE.

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  3. terrorism, selfishness, betrayal, shattering of dreams, the world already sucks as it is! did u have to bring this into this world! why, why would you do something like this?

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  4. Beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder.

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  5. Man In The Moon4/07/2008 11:54 AM

    Well she aint be holding any then. Sick.

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