As the Lead Scientist of the Grassy Knoll Institute was returning from a 3:00 am giant alien stakeout, he captured this shocking footage of an unidentified flying object, (UFO) quietly appearing out of the night sky slowly descending to street level and landing. The fully charged battery of the video camera drained after only 20 seconds of use and the video went dark. Seconds later, the UFO changed colors, began to spin rapidly, and ascended into the sky.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
LOL, I'm beginning to notice that April 1 seems to be someone's favorite day.
ReplyDeleteYou have all the luck filming UFO's landing, crashing, parking, taking off. NASA should hire you.
ReplyDeleteThat sound seems so familiar. I can't quite place it. On a side note, its lucky you weren't abducted. You must have been wearing your thought screen helmet suit.
ReplyDeleteYes, good guess. Now if I could only figure out what Lost is about, I'd have it made. :)
ReplyDeleteYou got to be in the right place at the right time.
ReplyDeleteThink "Fire" and it will come to you.
ReplyDeleteWow!
ReplyDeleteSo now after all these years we finally have the answer,,,,
their propulsion system is diesel powered and they
use colored strobes to confuse those weak minded humans.
Awesome simply awesome.
Keep up the good work.
Who'd a thunk it. And we will continue our search for the truth. The Grassy Knoll Institute never rests. The sun never sets on our empire.
ReplyDeleteThey are actors in a reality show. The series will end with the show being canceled and the actors will pack up and leave the set. Some hooking up with former cast mates, some not. And that's that. End of show. Mystery solved. Cat out of the bag.
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