11/23/2007

Anna Nicole Smith Conspiracy

Anna Nicole Smith was found dead in her Hollywood, Florida hotel room on February 2nd, 2007. She was 39 years old. Anna Nicole Smith led an unusual life and savored the limelight and bright Hollywood lights.

Anna Nicole Smith first rose to fame in 1992 as Hugh Hefner, founder and chairman of Playboy magazine, chose her for the March cover. She had incredible sex appeal and a striking resemblance to former Playboy model, Marilyn Monroe. A year later, Anna become Playboy's Playmate of the Year in 1993. From there, she did several more nude pictorials and secured clothing and modeling contracts. Several "B" movies followed with mild success.

In 1994, she married 89 year old billionaire tycoon Howard Marshall, who frequently visited her when she was a stripper in a Houston Texas club. Marshall died in 1995 and a family feud erupted as both Anna Nicole Smith and Marshall's heirs battled over the will left behind by the deceased Marshall. Nicole-Smith stood to inherit more than a half a billion dollars. That legal battle is still going on.

From there, Anna had her own reality television show where the camera's followed her around as she went through her everyday life. Appearances on shock jock Howard Sterns radio show where she entertained Howard and his audience with her ditzy charm.

Anna Nicole's weight ballooned to hefty proportions and the tabloids printed countless numbers of non-flattering photo's of her new found weight gain. The red dress photo sticks in my mind.

Fast forward a few years and Anna is the spokeswoman for a dietary supplement program, Trim-Spa and her weight was reduced drastically. So much so that she was almost in her Playmate posing form.

Late last year, Anna married her friend and attorney, Howard K. Stern. She gave birth to her daughter and a few days later her 20 year old son died from an overdose. Through all this turmoil, Larry Birkhead, a former boyfriend of Anna Nicole's, filed a lawsuit claiming he was the biological father of the baby girl and demanded a DNA test to determine paternity. Howard K. Stern stated the child was his and another round of legal battles ensued.

Now we know the back ground and the stage is set for the Anna Nicole conspiracy. With half a billion dollars at stake, let's look at the usual suspects.

First, we have the Marshall family heirs. The family has been dragged through the mud for years with the ongoing legal proceedings. With the sudden death of Smith, the probate battle should come to an end with the Marshall family reaping the benefit.

Second, We have Howard K. Stern, Anna's significant other, attorney, and supposed lover. What does he stand to inherit with Smith's will, the one he prepared.

Third, we have Larry Birkhead, boyfriend claiming to be the biological father of Smiths child and only heir to a possible half a billion dollars. If test results come back positive, he could be in for a huge windfall.

Fourth, we have Trim-Spa and several lawsuits brought against her and the company claiming the product description is incorrect. A high profile spokesmodel like Smith with a year of bad press can not be good for business.

Fifth, we have Anna herself. She was fighting legal battles on all fronts. Probate court, Trim-Spa, DNA tests, the death of her son, Bahamas land deals. The stress had to be immense. Perhaps she couldn't take anymore.

Anna Nicole Smith always wanted to be the next blond bombshell, the next Marilyn Monroe. Perhaps Anna got her wish.




LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

4 comments:

  1. ALL THIS LEGAL HASSLING IS SILLY. EVERYONE CONTESTING ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S FORTUNE SHOULD FORGET THE LAWYERS AND SETTLE THINGS THE GOOD OLD-FASHIONED AMERICAN WAY: JUST GET OUT ON THE STREET AND SHOOT IT OUT. ***MAYBE THEN WE'LL HEAR THE LAST OF IT. OY.

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  2. Maybe put in on Pay-Per-View.

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  3. Mickavellian1/21/2013 9:00 PM

    The REAL skinny on Anna Nicole Smith, that even the Enquirer did not dare publish is that the lil girls father was Anna's son Daniel Wayne . The son's death was manipulated by the attorney because the Daniel wanted to make it known (it was not a secret she had an incestual relationship with Daniel) In her reality show theres a brief scene of an intoxicated Anna trying to tongue kiss Daniel) When the Howard K. Stern claimed paternity he was threatened with the revelation that he gave Daniel the OD of Methadone. It was arranged that the VERY GAY Larry Birkhead (whose closeset sexual encounter with Nicole was on a three way with Anna and an unknown black porn star) would step forward the DNA test was a sham and there was enough money to pay everyone in hospitals the Mayor of the Bahmas etc. Anna's death itself was inminent as she could not stand the death of Daniel and as he did with Daniel Howard K. Stern got away with double murderand a nice chunk of the inheritance.

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  4. "that even the Enquirer did not dare publish"
    Trust me, if the Enquirer had a story, they would publish it. Right in front of the Lochness Monster impregnated Princess Kate Middleton.

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