10/17/2007

Noahs Ark And The C.I.A.

Noah's Ark Secret Resting Place Revealed
Noah's Ark Secret Resting Place Revealed
The C.I.A. Is Interested In The Final Resting Place Of Noah’s Ark?

There is a mountain covered with snow in Eastern Turkey. The mountain is fifty one hundred meters above sea level, which is actually not the highest mountain range when compared to Tibet’s mountains that are eight thousand meters high. However, it has been the most famous mountain of the planet for the past several thousand years. The mountain is Ararat. The final resting place of the fabled Noah's Ark.

It has been rumored that beginning in the 1940s, the CIA has been keenly interested in Mount Ararat and have been collecting evidence and data on an object hidden in an ice grave on Ararat’s slope. Researchers of Noah’s Ark said that the CIA archives contained numerous classified photo and filmed documents. Some mysterious sources reported that “a secret expedition was organized to Turkey” by the US Government. There is no doubt that if the CIA actually did happen to discover remains of the ancient huge vessel, it would certainly be the most important scientific and archeological discovery of the century. However, it is not clear yet why the remains of Noah's Ark could interest the C.I.A. so much.

The Grassy Knoll Institute has uncovered startling evidence that the Ark is in fact an ancient Unidentified Flying Object. At this discovery, the C.I.A. initiated an immediate cover-up to protect the alien technology found still intact on the Ark. The Ark, during the cover of darkness, was airlifted by helicopter from the mountain and flown to the infamous Area 51 in Nevada where it still sits in pieces as every inch has been inspected to unlock the secrets of it's technology.

Extensive tests were conducted on the Ark and some very peculiar oddities on the shape and design of the Ark were discovered. As recorded in the bible, the Ark was an immense vessel measuring close to the size of a current Navy Aircraft Carrier but much wider. Almost three times wider. The bible also said the Ark was constructed of wood and that it had multiple levels to house the animals in an organized manner.

This has been confirmed as the wood on the Ark was in heavy decay when first brought in to the military hanger. But the bible left something out. They left out the part that the Ark also had an inner hull and shell made of an unknown metal that has no weld seams or blemishes, even to this day. This would make the Ark quite buoyant enabling it to withstand the roughest of sea's including tidal waves and hurricanes. The vessel also has multiple levels with built in cages with an elaborate drain and air filtering design.

Also found in the Ark is a device believed to be some sort of replicating device that would recycle waste and raw materials and convert it into fresh water and animal food. This device would enable the crew to stock the vessel with supplies and not worry about depleting their resources. If this device can be fully understood, it would give new meaning to the recycling programs in this country. Not to mention water purification centers.

Religious implications that will change the teachings of the bible have also been found inside the Ark. A captains journal, Noah's journal, has been found inside the living quarters of the Ark. The journal describes the bible story of the great flood. It begins much like the bible's version with Noah being told by God about a great flood and that the people and animals of the Earth would perish. It was written that the flood would be so great and immense that it would cover the world for 40 days. So far so good.

The next part is where the bible and Noah's journal part ways. Noah explains in detail that the visitors from the sky had come to help Noah and his family survive. The visitors told Noah of a great fire that was heading toward the earth and when it landed, it would cause a tidal wave that would cover and destroy the world. They would help build him a great Ark so Noah and his family could survive.

Noah was instructed to collect as many farm animals as he could so that they could repopulate the world when the waters subsided. Noah made sure that he had plenty of male and females of each species. Noah worked hand in hand with the visitors for many days until finally the Ark was completed. The visitors then told Noah and his family to enter the Ark and seal it and not to open it until the Visitors came back.

The visitors told Noah that after the flood waters receded, the earth would not look like it did. The fire from the sky along with the waters on the earth would change the landscape forever. Noah and his family would not recognize the world as they knew it. But the visitors would help them in the quest to build a new beginning.

Pretty nice and tidy little ending isn't it? Not to the Grassy Knoll Institute it isn't! Continuing in Noah's journal, he spoke of another sun that appeared in the sky and was getting larger every day. This other sun was actually an asteroid on a collision course with earth.

The aliens, or visitors, knew that the asteroid was to large and that it would destroy the earth and all the living things on it. Having pity on the humans, they decided to help a select few survive. They decided to take Noah and his family with them since their planet would be laid to waste after the asteroid impact. Safe and sound in their sealed up Ark, the alien spacecraft lifted the Ark from the ground and placed it into the cargo hold where they would spend their journey tending the flocks of animals and preparing for a new day and a new world.

The aliens flew at light speed and traveled for over a months time, approximately 40 days and arrived in a very quiet solar system where the third planet from the sun could sustain the life of their passengers. The aliens inspected and surveyed the world and deemed it fit and safe so they informed Noah that the waters were receding and in a day or two, they would be able to spot land.

The aliens then placed the Ark in the sea several miles from shore and told Noah to blow the hatch and to wait for the waters to recede and then embark on his new journey. The sea tides slowly drifted the Ark to shore and Noah's family walked again on dry land. The first humans on the new planet. Planet Earth. Noah thanked the visitors and a new religion began which has continued to this day.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

18 comments:

  1. Previous comments...

    CC - Posted 9/13/2006
    Noah landed on Mt.Cudi with seven other humans & about 400 animal species!! The Ark has been plundered through the years, & no longer exists!! The FLOOD was GLOBAL around 2427 BC. There was one before - Gen.1:6 - around 3983 BC on the day GOD started to REcreate the surface of the earth. The earth will again - soon - be shaken by solar activity - Rev.16:18-20.

    bible believer - Posted 1/26/2007
    If Noah hadn't obeyed God we would not be here today. for some reason God permitted the Ark to be intacted for nonbelievers and scientists to beleive in the Bible and in God's return. show some respect!

    LOTGK - Posted 1/26/2007
    Please explain what you mean when you say "Intacted"
    Do you mean intact, as complete?
    And, I do show respect. You just read my theory which is a different point of view, and now it either made you question further or made your faith in God stronger. And that is a good thing.

    Sus - Posted 3/14/2007
    This is to Bible Believer. Do you realize that your religon is not the only one to have a flood in thier histroy. In fact christians have one of the "newest" stories of the flood as stories go. The quran has a similar story and Gilgamesh anyone??? So if you are saying that god put it there for those evil creatures called .... dare i say it "scientists" then why is it that many other religons and cultures boast the same "massive" flood. Would not there god be the one that the reamins of the boat were left around for, to make those no believer believe. And while i am on the subject the story of Jesus is in fact and oldy but goody as far as the history of religon goes. The oldest written reacord that we have is from a nomadic viking clan that were thousands of years before Jesus walked and yet they have a story of a man who died and then came back to save them. Another ressurected man? Sounds rather fishy to me. How is it that this new fangled idea came to the Jews? Perhaps they borrowed it. No offense but did you ever think that perhaps cutltures borrow stories from other cultures? Stories are meant to teach us something and if a story does it's a good job of it we pass it around and change it to find our time a needs. I have no problem with religon but make sure you have all the facts before you start telling people how to live. Believe what you will believe, isn't acceptance the main belief that Jesus taught. So instead of telling people to "show respect" perhaps you should be openminded on other peoples views, and respenct what they have to say. Without respect from you why should anyone give you respect for what you believe??? If you believe in God that's great more people with faith are needed in this world, I really do beleive that a lack of faith is one of the major faults with our world today but for gods sake don't have blind faith!! Beleive what you beleive for a reason. Know why you stand for it and what other views are out there and what they are going to use to try and dissuade you, it's called apologetics!! Know why you believe what you believe.

    Foc - Posted 6/18/2007
    Wouldn't the wood be completely rotted by now, being like 10 thousand years ago.

    LOTGK - Posted 6/19/2007
    I would certainly think so, but if frozen, and the right conditions were in place.....

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  2. This metal inside the Hull of the Ark would be interesting to know about.
    If it indeed is real....and probably all trace of it was removed by anyone investigating this Ark....it could be the real answer to whether Noah had help from Angelic Peoples in more ways than one.
    How much metal? Did it decay or rust or did it appear in trace amounts?

    There is a story, that I have to come to know, that we were once on another world, not Earth and that Earth was actually a new home to us just recently. Recently as much as suggesting that the Great Flood on Earth was prior to our arrival. "Clean up on aisle '11'"...that sort of the thing, and the flood removed traces of the prior existing race.
    The Earth was inhabited by another race of humans who were vastly different from us and built the ancient Atlanteian pyramids. We were brought just before the departure of these advanced peoples.
    Someone out there in the cosmos is doing this on purpose, moving humans from one world to the next, to generate advanced lifeforms it seems. To create superior humans.
    Even on Earth, there are people who go missing everyday...there have been native tribes which seem to vanish from existence...as if they are relocated...not on Earth...but out there on another world.

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  3. All of you need to check into rehab and quit the drugs. Or, you need to check into the hospital and get back on your meds.

    Grassy Knoll.

    That's clever. Hope that's working for ya.

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  4. In reply to "Reality"
    This is coming from a guy who is 3247th in line to date Britney Spears.

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  5. IF THAT REALLY IS 'THE ARK', AND THE TALE IN THE BIBLE IS TRUE, THEN TO WHOM DOES THE SHIP BELONG? DOES IT BELONG TO THE PREHISTORIC PEOPLE WHO BUILT IT, THE TURKS WHOSE LAND IT RESTS UPON (ASSUMING IT'S STILL THERE AND NOT IN AREA 51), THE JEWS WHO CLAIM IT AS PART OF THEIR ANCIENT HERITAGE, OR THE AMERICANS WHO PURPORT TO HAVE FOUND IT? THIS IS ALMOST AS MUCH FUN AS ARGUING OVER WHICH MONEY-GRUBBER SHOULD GET ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S FORTUNE.

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  6. Noah was a great engineer who took a hundred years to construct the Ark, according to the Biblical text. If he was an engineer who also helped with the pyramids, building an Ark - as described in the Bible - wouldn't be a problem for him. Problem is, the Ark was more or less as big as the Titanic. WHICH WOULD MAKE IT TOO SMALL TO TAKE ALL THOSE ANIMALS ON as described in the Bible.
    The other thing is that no evidence exists of a Universal Flood. There wasn't even a flood in Noah's part of the world at that time.
    Living on such an Ark with all these animals for forty days would also have been totally humanly IMPOSSIBLE. Just think; feeding all those animals, cleaning the cages and how would you sleep with all that incredible noise? And where would you store all the incredible amount of supplies that you would need for such a journey?

    No wonder Noah became an drunkard and alcoholic after the flood. They say he was sodomized by his grandson. That is thank for you, hey.

    I think that is why Noah then had plastic surgery so that he could look like Samson and then faked his own death. He then went to India where he become known as Buddha, the bald man who fell from the sky out of a flaming chariot...

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  7. dont they say that noah was the arc angel gabriel in human form????

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  8. .... do you need help?

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  9. this is awesome! lol and how did you get the story, i mean does the CIA know that you know aboutwhole thing?

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  10. I have heard of some wild rumors about Noah and his family but never that he was an angel, let alone Michael. But, who knows.

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  11. Better hurry because ten 540 gazillion megaton star ships are on the way destined to crash into the Earth obliterating the human race.

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  12. Yes, the C.I.A. is aware of my website and that my operatives broke this story several years ago. This is one of the main reasons why I keep our Grassy Knoll Institute laboratory at a secret location.

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  13. I hope you don't make the mistake that many of our fellow conspiracy theorists make by writing SECRET LOCATION in huge yellow letters above the entrance to your secret laboratory.

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  14. No, we used the color blue.

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  15. CLEVER. Their Luminous Diagnostician Aura Illuminator camera and spy goggles will never be able to see the blue.

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  16. The Grassy Knoll Institute could though......

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  17. What do you have to back up your statements in this story? Is it meant to be a joke? If so you got my laugh. If it is meant to be taken seriously where is your proof? How have you come to this conclusion?

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  18. "What do you have to back up your statements in this story?"

    We are the home of the 99 cent conspiracy theory.

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