10/17/2007

Moses And The Burning Bush

The Grassy Knoll Institute takes a hard look at the bible story "Moses and the Burning Bush."

The burning bush story in the Old Testament. Everyone knows it. Moses leads his people out of Egypt after his God sent plagues and death to all the first born males without the mark of God on their doors......
Well, taking into consideration that this was written thousands of years ago, one would have a tough time explaining things that you never saw before.
With that intro, I noticed several UFO connections. Lets begin with Moses going to the summit of Mount Sinai to speak to the Lord and receive his laws and Commandments.

Let's set the scene here. Moses and his people are wandering in the desert after escaping the Egyptians and their years of slavery. Moses, through the power of God sent plague after plague onto the Pharoah of Egypt trying to convince him to let his people go. The Pharoah finally relented and Moses and his people marched out of Egypt. But soon the Pharoah had a change of heart and ordered his soldiers to mount their chariots and bring the slaves back to Egypt.

God sent a giant pillar of fire to slow the Egyptian army from advancing on Moses who was pinned at the mouth of the Red Sea. Then God parted the Red Sea and Moses and his followers crossed the sea while the Egyptian soldiers drowned when the wall of water collapsed around them. After years of wandering in the desert to cleanse the sin of Gods people, the Lord called Moses to the Mountain to receive his Commandments. The Lord spoke to Moses through a burning bush and instructed Moses to take the tablets of the 10 Commandments written by the Hand of God and give his people the new law of the land and Lord.

Here's where the UFO connection comes into play. What if,... An alien race played god. The aliens use their technology to unleash plague after plague until they send an airborne bacteria that kills all the first born while protecting Moses and the other believers for they were all inoculated and were immune to the bacteria. Perhaps those bitter herbs and spices were actually a vaccine to protect them from the plague.

The pillar of fire? A mere thrust of the aliens spacecraft engines hovering above would provide plenty of fire so as not to pass. The parting of the Red Sea? A simple pontoon bridge where the people could walk across the sea to safety all the while retracting it so the Egyptians could not follow.

The burning bush? A little light show, some pyrotechnics, a sound system, welding and cutting torches and a few slabs of granite. To primitive man, all these things could only be explained as godlike.

What if Moses was being spoken to through telepathy? Of course Moses would assume it was God who was speaking to him, for God was inside his head, his very thoughts and mind.

The mountain was covered in clouds and dense smoke not letting the people from the ground view the peak of the mountain. Perhaps an alien spacecraft was hovering just above the peak, leaving in it's exhaust thick smoke and the strange fire and lights the people spoke of.

Moses comes down from the mountain with the new laws of God, the 10 commandments and a new religion was born....


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

6 comments:

  1. And when I say burning bush, I am not referring to Lindsay Lohan

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  2. That's exactly what I think too, for a long time. That means I'm not alone. That's great.
    One other option could be that aliens explain things to Moses, educated him about things on the Universe, and he agreed to keep the secret.
    My thinking is like this: if in 5,000 years man from Earth are able to travel to other planets, and they observe people, looking like us, and having problems living with each other... I can imagine humans trying to give some moral structure to those 'aliens', letting them think that there is a GOD that sees everything, and is everywhere, so they have to behave all the time. We would be the aliens, flying in one of those UFO.

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  3. Ancient history is filled with sky/star beings who are the gods, and the god of Abraham or Moses is no different. The burning bush was most likely an advanced plasma tweeter whereas Moses had to take his sandals off so as to be full grounded to keep from being a capacitor in the HV Hi-Freq Electricity coming from the device. Also the Mahabharata of India tell of Vimana which are "Sky Cars" and have flight characteristics same as those of UFOs today

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  4. Hence, chariots of the Gods were actually flying cars.

    Seem outlandish? Well, keep in mind that the comic book Dick Tracy and his two way wrist watch was considered science fiction and outlandish. But today, everyone has a cell phone just like Tracy.

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  5. YOU'RE CLOSE, BUT NOT YET ON TARGET. THE CIA CAME DOWN IN A BLACK HELICOPTER, HANDED A BUNCH OF NON-NEGOTIABLE DEMANDS TO A LOCAL SHEEP HERDER, AND THEN FLEW BACK TO LANGLEY, VIRGINIA AND MARKED THE EVENT AS 'CASE CLOSED' AND THEN PUT THE REPORT IN A FILE CABINET IN A GOV'T WAREHOUSE.

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  6. Yea, but, who would read that type of story. You have to spice it up a bit. Add some fire, smoke, voices in your head, and now you got a story for the generations.

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