Crop Circles Exposed

Crop Circles Real Or Hoax

Many people believe that we have been visited by Extraterrestrials since the dawn of man. Some even say aliens are our ancestors. (That is another Grassy Knoll Institute theory that we won't get into at this time)

Anyway, several years ago, roughly 15-20 years, crop circles like the one above began to be spotted from the sky on a regular basis. Pilots saw them and gave testimony stating that they flew the same exact flight path the day before and the circles were not there. Twenty four hours later, to the pilots amazement, huge crop circles, some of them covering over a half mile in radius mysteriously appeared.

The farm owners where the circles appeared were questioned and investigators went to the fields where the circles were. The farmers knew nothing and were shocked something like this could happen without them knowing about it on their own land. At the site, rows of corn were smashed down with the stalks all going the same way.

Intense studies were conducted including radiation detection, soil contamination analysis, electrostatic magnetic field tests, crop samples taken, chemical analysis on the soil, water samples, measurements of the radius of the circles with true right angles, and photos taken to ensure that no human or animal prints were evident leading towards or away from the fields.

After months of analyzing the data collected, scientists still did not have an explanation as to how the crop circles appeared or for what purpose they served. Speculation and wild rumors were rampant as more and more circles were discovered and the news media descended and took off running with the story.

Some speculated that the circles were landing imprints from huge alien ships where specimens of plant, animal and even human were collected and taken aboard for study. Some said it was the sign of the beast and that the end of the world was near and to repent your sins and prepare for the coming of the anti-Christ. Others thought they were secret military planes or ships practicing covert landings preparing for first strike capability attacks.

People were in a panic. Were the aliens really among us? Maybe they looked and talked just like us? How could we tell if our neighbors were alien or human?

Well, the Grassy Knoll Institute has uncovered the real secret to the crop circles. They are not alien landing gear, nor military planes, nor a religious symbol, but simple man made circles created in an elaborate hoax. All one needed was a long rope that was tied to a four foot by four foot board and a pole. It was a two man operation.

Both men would set out to a private field at dusk careful to walk in the corn rows and not on the corn itself and then would pick a desolate spot. Then, one man would stand in the field holding the pole and the rope while the other stretched out the rope as far as it would go and then would begin to step onto the board smashing down the corn in a circular pattern. All he had to do was keep the rope taut and walk and the path would be a perfect circle. When he completed one revolution, the man holding the rope would wind up four feet and then the process would be duplicated until both men met at the center.

From there, they would use the board and walk out four feet at a time and then start another circle connecting it to the first one. An elaborate set like the pictures at the right would take up to 8 hours to complete but if started at dusk, by morning, it would look like another circle had just appeared to low flying planes.

Sorry if this wasn't the answer you were looking for, but it's the Grassy Knoll Institute truth.

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