Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words Gone Bad

#001 I'll get a world record for this...
#002 Let me just reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
#003 Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
#004 It's fireproof...
#005 Godfather, why did you kiss me on the cheek?
#006 So, you're a feminist? Isn't that precious?
#007 Gee, that's a cute tattoo...
#008 Don't worry, he's probably just hibernating...
#009 I'll hold it and you light the fuse...
#010 Don't worry, I saw this done on television...
#011 I regret that I have only one life to give for my country.
#012 What duck?
#013 What does this button do?
#014 These are the good kind of mushrooms...
#015 We need a bigger boat....
#016 Happy birthday Mr. President....
#017 Then let them eat cake...
#018 Pull the pin and count to what?
#019 This won't hurt a bit...
#020 Which wire am I supposed to cut?
#021 No one's ever escaped from the Rock...
#022 How fast can this Vette go anyway?
#023 Blue! No, wait, Yellow, Ahrggg....
#024 Anyone got a match?
#025 I'm making a citizens arrest...
#026 Rosebud....
#027 It's probably just a rash...
#028 She's dead.....Wrapped in plastic...
#029 Are you sure the power's off?
#030 The odds of that happening are a million to one...
#031 Hey, there's no handles inside these car doors.
#032 Hey, that's not a violin...
#033 I'm melting.....melting....melting...
#034 Why is the rest of the Star trek landing party wearing a different color uniform?
#035 I wonder where the mother bear is?
#036 I am the walrus...goo goo ga joob....
#037 What's that priest doing here?....
#038 What's that smell?
#039 Here's my Kent State student ID card....
#040 What do these buttons do?
#041 What plane?...
#042 This planet has an atmoshere just like on earth...
#043 Now, let's all stick together....
#044 It's a cook book.....
#045 This doesn't taste right....
#046 Watch this....
#047 Vulcans never bluff...
#048 Nice doggie...
#049 Don't worry, I'm an expert...
#050 I think I just saw Charles Manson...
#051 Now I lay me down to sleep...
#052 This house ain't haunted...
#053 The Lord is my Sheppard...
#054 OK, this is the last time....
#055 That birthmark behind your ear looks a lot like 999...
#056 Phasers on Stun...
#057 Houston, we have a problem...
#058 Where's the instruction manual?...
#059 Give me liberty or give me death...
#060 I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
#061 Fire what cannon?....
#062 Don't be so superstitious...
#063 No way will it ever rain for 40 days and nights...
#064 That's odd...
#065 So, do you fell lucky punk?...Well....Do ya?...
#066 I have, and shall always be,....your friend...Live long and prosper.
#067 I know a shortcut...
#068 Nero, do you smell smoke?
#069 Who's all those men in black suits and dark glasses?
#070 I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second...
#071 Is that a black helicopter?
#072 Where's the brakes on this thing?
#073 Don't worry, we'll make the jump...
#074 Here's your recon report General Custer...
#075 I'll get your bagel out...
#076 That sign says Area 51....
#077 I've done this before...
#078 It'll hold us both...
#079 I can make this light before it changes....
#080 Is that a train whistle?
#081 I can do that with my eyes closed...
#082 No, my shoes are not untied...
#083 What do you mean, I'll be back...
#084 Let it down slowly...
#085 Alas poor Yorok...
#086 Oh Ruby,.....Don't take your love to town...
#087 OK, I'll make your day wise guy....
#088 Guilty, Your honor...
#089 I got's to know.
#090 Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn.
#091 With God as my witness....
#092 She's a witch...
#093 It looks like it's clear sailing from here.
#094 What a useless scroll. It says, HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR over and over again."
#095 "Click?? ...This doesn't come with ammo?"
#096 "Let me handle this."
#097 "That's only a statue"
#098 "You jump down and distract him, and I'll shoot him."
#099 "Don't be silly. If this was really the ship's "Self-Destruct Button", do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it?"
#100 "Hmmm...the sign on the door says, "AIRLOCK". I wonder what's inside."
#101"They can't see me. I'm invisible!"
#102 "All clear, guys."
#103 "What do you mean, I hear water?"

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