Showing posts with label trump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label trump. Show all posts

2/17/2025

At First I Was Afraid


So last night, perhaps even the night before, I began pondering, (I hate pondering, it never gets me anywhere)  Anyway, I pondered what in this entire universe makes me afraid? 
Seriously. 
Trump - Yes.
Ford - Perhaps.
The Time Warp - Time is fleeting. Madness fills my soul. 
Halloween - No. Not at all. 

Technically speaking, or typing, since my retirement I do no believe there is anything that frightens me. 
So, this next verse written below doesn't really mean a thing. 
Sorry Gloria. 

At first I was afraid, I was petrifiedThinking I could live without you by my sideAnd after spending nightsThinking how you did me wrongI grew strongAnd I learned how to get along  

And now I'm back.

However, this next set are lyrics to the Rocky Horror Picture Show "Time Warp" completes this post.

It's astoundingTime is fleetingMadness takes its tollBut listen closelyNot for very much longerI've got to keep control
I remember doing the time warpDrinking those moments whenThe blackness would hit meAnd the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp againLet's do the time warp again
It's just a jump to the leftAnd a step to the rightPut your hands on your hipsAnd bring your knees in tightBut it's the pelvic thrustIt really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp againLet's do the time warp again
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a thinkWhen a snake of a guy gave me an evil winkHe shook-a me up and took me by surpriseHe had a pickup truck and those devil's eyesHe stared at me, and I felt the changeTime meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the time warp againLet's do the time warp again
It's just a jump to the leftAnd  a step to the rightYou put your hands on your hipsAnd bring your knees in tightBut it's the pelvic thrustIt really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp againLet's do the time warp again
It's just a jump to the leftAnd a step to the rightYou put your hands on your hipsAnd  bring your knees in tightBut it's the pelvic thrustIt really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp againLet's do the time warp again


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

5/14/2020

Presidential Election Begins



The sign post up ahead, your next stop, the Twilight Zone.

With the presidential election just months away, one family on Glenwood Avenue in Boardman, Ohio proudly erected a sign showing their preference. Democrat, Republican. We will not really know until the end of the year.

The sign was taken down for a few days but was quickly put back up so all the passersby may view.



LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

4/01/2018

Trinity Of Nuns

Catholic Nuns praying for President Trump.

On this holy day of Easter Sunday, Catholic nuns are still praying for President Trump to receive the correct guidance and intellect to run the country of the United States. And we are pretty sure he did not sleep with any of these three nuns.


LURKING, JUST KIDDING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

11/09/2016

Empirical Proof Aliens Are Controlling Government

Attention Citizens Of Earth.

Cause: Removing your tin foil thought screen helmet before the presidential election. 

Effect: Donald Trump wins the presidential election.

Results: Empirical proof that a race of evil aliens are controlling our government.



LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL