Ireland is known for more than Guinness beer and a parade in March where people wear green and get stinking drunk. (Well, not much more, but more nontheless) Below is a little trivia quiz on how well you know Ireland and it's people.
* What 1951 film was shot on location in County Mayo and directed by John Ford? Answer: The Quiet Man.
* What lies on top of an Irish Coffee? Answer: Cream.
* What does the circle in the center of the Celtic cross represent? Answer: The sun.
* A traditional Irish stew contains which meat? Answer: Lamb.
* To make an Irish coffee , what alcohol ingredient would you use? Answer: Whiskey.
* What is Grafton Street most famous for? Answer: Shopping.
* Name the fairy that allegedly comes to certain Irish families to forewarn of death? Answer: The Banshee.
* What kind of food are crubeens? Answer: Pigs feet.
* What does 'Erin Go Bragh' mean? Answer: Ireland Forever.
* Boxty is what? Answer: An irish potato cake.
* During which years did the Irish Potato Famine take place? Answer: 1845-49
* Where do fairies who kidnap brides and babies keep them. Answer: In Fairy mounds for up to 100 years.
* What does the term paddy wagon mean? Answer: When the Irish men got arrested for being drunk, they would all claim that their name was Paddy, (A common name in Ireland) hence, the police brought the paddy wagon to bring them all in to jail.
* What ship building company built the titanic? Answer: Harland and Wolf.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/17/2009
3/16/2009
Happy St. Patricks Day 2009
Irish Humor - Not Bad For A Small Parrish
One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the other side of the fairway. The man goes looking for his ball and comes across this little fella with a huge knot on his head, and his golf ball lying right beside him.
"Goodness and praise the Lord," says the golfer, and proceeds to revive the poor little fella. Upon awaking, the little fella says, "Well now, ye caught me fair and square. Being that I am a Leprechaun, I must obey the rules so I will grant ye three wishes."
The man says "I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't hurt you too badly," and walks away back to the golf course. Watching the golfer depart, the Leprechaun says "Well, he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so I have to do something for
him. I'll give him the three things that I would want. I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf game, and a great sex life."
Well, a year goes past (as they often do in jokes like this) and the same golfer is out golfing on the same course at the 16th hole. He gets up and hits one into the same woods and goes off looking for his ball. When he finds the ball he sees the same little guy and asks how he is doing.
The Leprechaun says, "I'm fine, and might I ask how your golf game is?" The golfer says, "It's great! I hit under par every time." The Leprechaun says, "I did that for you. And might I ask how your money
is holding out?"
The golfer says, "Well, now that you mention it, every time I put my hand in my pocket, I pull out a hundred dollar bill." The Leprechaun smiles and says, "I did that for you, too. And might I ask how your sex life is?"
The golfer looks at him a little shyly and says, "Well, maybe once or twice a week." The Leprechaun is floored and stammers, "Once or twice a week? Is that all?
The golfer looks at him and says, "Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest in a small Irish parish."
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
"Goodness and praise the Lord," says the golfer, and proceeds to revive the poor little fella. Upon awaking, the little fella says, "Well now, ye caught me fair and square. Being that I am a Leprechaun, I must obey the rules so I will grant ye three wishes."
The man says "I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't hurt you too badly," and walks away back to the golf course. Watching the golfer depart, the Leprechaun says "Well, he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so I have to do something for
him. I'll give him the three things that I would want. I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf game, and a great sex life."
Well, a year goes past (as they often do in jokes like this) and the same golfer is out golfing on the same course at the 16th hole. He gets up and hits one into the same woods and goes off looking for his ball. When he finds the ball he sees the same little guy and asks how he is doing.
The Leprechaun says, "I'm fine, and might I ask how your golf game is?" The golfer says, "It's great! I hit under par every time." The Leprechaun says, "I did that for you. And might I ask how your money
is holding out?"
The golfer says, "Well, now that you mention it, every time I put my hand in my pocket, I pull out a hundred dollar bill." The Leprechaun smiles and says, "I did that for you, too. And might I ask how your sex life is?"
The golfer looks at him a little shyly and says, "Well, maybe once or twice a week." The Leprechaun is floored and stammers, "Once or twice a week? Is that all?
The golfer looks at him and says, "Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest in a small Irish parish."
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/15/2009
Boston Celtics Cheerleaders
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| Boston Celtic Cheerleaders |
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Irish Humor - Long Distance Salvation
An Irish business man hired a Kerryman as an assistant to take customer service phone calls. One day the phone rang and when the Kerryman answered he hung up immediately. This went on for about an hour until the boss asks Pat, "Who was that on the phone and why did you hang up on him?"
Pat said, "twas some fool kept calling me and saying it was long distance from New York. I told him everybody knew that half an hour ago."
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Pat said, "twas some fool kept calling me and saying it was long distance from New York. I told him everybody knew that half an hour ago."
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/14/2009
Kathy Ireland - A Natural Irish Lass
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| Kathy Ireland In Sexy Irish Bikini |
Have a wonderful St. Patrick's Day week.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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