Why Did The Ghost Cross The Road

Two Ghosts Having Coffee Together

It was All Hollows Eve and two ghosts are floating through the grave yard talking and telling jokes.

Ghost One says to ghost two: Hey, why did the ghost cross the road?

Ghost Two replies: I don't know! Why?

Ghost One: To get to the other side!


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Halloween Costume #2 - Body Painted Hottie

Give This Girl A Sandwich

Halloween 2012 is the breakout year of exotic body paint adult costumes. As Halloween transitions from children trick or treating to adult parties, the costumes have become more elaborate and of course revealing. Perhaps this is why Halloween is fast becoming the favorite holiday in the United States. God Bless America.

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Cause This Is Thriller... Thriller Cat

Darkness falls across the land,
The midnight hour is close at hand.
Creatures crawl in search of blood,
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood.
And those whoever shall be found,
Without the soul for getting down,
Must stand and face the hounds of hell,
And rot inside a corpse's shell

Cause this is thriller,
Thriller night.
Cause I can thrill you more,
Than any ghost would ever dare try.
Thriller, thriller night,
So let me hold you tight,
And share a killer, diller, chiller thriller here tonight.

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