Everyone Is Irish On St. Patricks Day

Irish Storm Troopers

Even in a galaxy far, far away, Everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day.

These aren't the Leprechauns you were looking for.
Move along, these aren't the Leprechauns we were looking for.

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Rainbows End Guinness

Treausre At The End Of An Irish Rainbow

Tis true, at the end of the rainbow lies a priceless treasure.

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY

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Leprechaun Mating Ritual

Leprechaun Mating Rituals Revealed

A little unknown fact about Leprechaun's:
All Leprechauns are males. There are no female Leprechauns.
Certainly doesn't make for a happy little cobbler.
Logically, one has to ask how Leprechauns procreate:
Once a year, a Leprechaun sets out on a sojourn that takes him into the desert of Las Vegas, Nevada. He then uses his gold coins from his pot of gold to seduce young beautiful women enticing them to remove clothing by throwing said coins at her.
Afterward, he slyly invites the smitten woman back to a private room with comfortable chairs. As the Leprechaun sits back in his chair, the smitten girl performs a mating ritual dance for him that brings a happy ending for all.
To increase the Leprechauns odds of procreating, he sometimes adds another female (Usually having to pay double for that type of action)

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY 

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