Flu Shot Conspiracy
You can call the Grassy Knoll Institute paranoid but our staff will not be getting the Government flu shot this season.
This conspiracy theory begins with the well known phrase "Big brother is watching you and me." What better way to implement mind control than by a free nationwide distribution flu shot to the mass population. Incredulous? Not really. Medicine and technology have been advancing in leaps and bounds and has outgrown our own morals. Surgery is now being performed with minute incisions, micro accurate lasers, and mini camera's that are being used as the surgeon's eyes to perform intricate procedures.
Since the Government likes to keep tabs on all us citizens with it's census counters, it would make it a whole lot easier if we all had an identity chip implanted into our bodies. But would any of us willingly go along with this and allow the Government to inject us with a foreign substance that was designed to keep tabs on us and where we go, and for how long? Not likely.
So, a plan was needed to be implemented to appeal to the masses. After several scenario's were discussed, the consensus was a nation wide flu shot every October. This way, millions of citizens would gladly line up and get the shot not knowing that they were actually getting their very own unique tracking chip that would stay forever in their body. You would have your very own UPC code implant.
The Grassy Knoll Institute has to ask, did the flu shot really help prevent you from getting sick? Many people that the Grassy Knoll Institute interviewed have said that even with the flu shot, they got sick with the same frequency as they did in the past without the flu shot. So, is the shot effective preventing the flu, or is it really just another Government ploy designed to tag and track the population?
This brings us to the ultimate guarded borders. Like metal detectors in airports or anti theft tags in department stores, any American citizen coming into our country would be secretly scanned and noted while illegal aliens who do not have the implant would be easily singled out and rejected at the border and sent back.
Part two of the conspiracy is a mind control agent also injected into your body through the guise of a flu shot. Again, the Government would like us to be all good little citizens and with the implant and the help of the media, could control our moods, desires, wants, and needs. That program on TV that you watched an hour ago, did it have a message for you?
Of course, there is a triple threat to the flu shot conspiracy. This one is not Government endorsed, but far more deadly. This is purely a public awareness announcement. The Grassy Knoll Institute in it's paranoid state ponders this scenario. What type of terrorist attack would be most effective to inflict as much harm to the population of the United States? How about a deadly virus disguised as a flu shot? Who's to say that the fluid being injected into your body is not tainted with a deadly bio-virus designed to lay dormant in your body for a 90 day period so symptoms would not appear until millions have been infected.
Call the Grassy Knoll Institute paranoid but our staff will not be getting the Government flu shot this season.
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