3/06/2014

Zombie Fortress In Ireland

Irelands Zombie Fortress
Irelands Zombie Fortress
Downpatrick Head, County Mayo, a very popular sight seeing site. It is the location of an ancient church founded by St. Patrick himself. Legend has it that a chieftan refused to convert to Christiananity and St. Patrick struck the ground and the sea-stack you see in the picture formed. The chieftan was stranded on the sea-stack.

When the Zombie apocalypse occurs, (And it certainly will) this particular real estate is the perfect Zombie fortress. The sea-stack once supported life as an expedition found remnants of a hut, tools, and walls. Some simple supplies to stock the stack beforehand will allow your team to live Zombie free for a long time. When supplies do run out, using pulley ropes to lower yourself down to sea level, you can return to the mainland to reload supplies.

Even if your fortress is found out by zombies or humans, the sea-stack is easily defended. Zombies cannot climb and any people wanting to loot your possessions will find it impossible to gain access.

I'm forulating my survival supply list now.
1- Guinness beer.
2- Soda bread.
3- Irish stew.
4- Irish whiskey.
5- More Guinness beer.



LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

4 comments:

  1. I have one thing to say. In the words of Sam Kinison, Nothing grows there, nothings gonna grow there.

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    1. Hey, this isn't the desert. Well, you just need a place to keep the zombies out, you still have the ability to go to the mainland for supplies and bring them back.

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  2. Just questioning but how would you get off that rock once you're on it?

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    1. An intricate system of ropes and pulleys. Lift you down and back up. Sort of like on Game Of Thrones.

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