2/21/2012

Burg Coffee - Gatlinburg

Burg Coffees Of Gatlinburg
Every year I return to Gatlinburg, Tennessee and even though it appears to not change, new businesses do spring up along the Parkway. Berg Coffee's is one of the new shops on the scene.

It was raining hard in Frisco,
I needed one more fare to make my night.....
Wait a minute, wrong city.
It was raining hard in Gatlinburg,
I ducked inside for shelter from the rain.
The sexy redhead Russian hostess asked me what I desired.
I said a large ice cream twist please.

My apologies to the late Harry Chapin for mangling his lyrics.

The red head whose name was Veronica struck up a conversation with us. Asking where we were from, if we were here for work or pleasure, (Yes, those were her words, spoken in a sexy Russian accent) and how long we planned on staying.

As I enjoyed the ice cream, which cost $3 dollars was on the average size for around these parts as was the cost. If I were in Geneva, the size of the cone and ice cream would be at least double this size for 50 cents less. Yes, that big.

But, this ice cream was served by a sexy 20 something red head in tight jeans and perky breasts with a killer accent. Now you can see the reason for the up-charge.

The taste was standard fare, the cone fresh and not soggy, and as ice cream cones go, it was adequate. The Burg dispenses ice cream as a side item. Specialized coffee was their forte as their menu had many types and variations of coffee.

Because of the sexy red head, The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 3.25 out of 5 shots and recommends Burg Coffees for an exquisite pause from inclement weather. And sunshine as well.



LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

4 comments:

  1. You go to a coffee shop for ice cream. And you complain that it wasn't the best ice cream. Pampered anyone!

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  2. As I said, it was raining and I ducked into the shop to get out of the rain.
    And where did I complain?
    Ass clown.

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  3. Seriously, you know the Internet doesn't charge by the word.

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  4. As a general update comment. Burg Coffees has closed. I was just in Gatlinburg last week. As I was walking the strip, I ventured to where Burgs was located. Alas, it was closed down. I don't know what was inside the shop, but it being remodeled into something probably new.

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