1/05/2011

Arkansas Fish And Bird Mystery Solved

Over the past several weeks, interesting reports have been coming in from several small communities in Arkansas as thousands of birds dropped dead from the sky in mass while over one hundred thousand dead fish washed ashore with little explanation.

News reports claim perhaps fireworks celebrations or high altitude lightning were the cause, but that doesn't explain the dead fish nor the second event of birds dying.

The Grassy Knoll Institute did some digging around in the towns of Beebe and Ozark Arkansas, where these mass deaths have occurred and found townsfolk are talking more about the bright and wonderful light show in the sky that has been going on for over a month. Eye witnesses report that almost every night around 11PM orange and white orbs appear in the sky and seem to float effortlessly across the horizon. Some people described them as almost being biological in nature, as if they were alive, and not mechanical.

The Grassy Knoll Institute operatives were intrigued and decided to set up camp in a quiet clearing outside the town of Ozark with a unobsctructed view of the night sky. At precisely 11:01PM our camera's started rolling and recorded the following 45 seconds of film showing orange orbs slowly rising from the lake and gracefully rising into the night sky.


What we captured is unknown at this time, as the footage was flown to our secret lab for analysis. Until a complete analysis is completed, we can only speculate what we witnessed and will let you be the judge. The film is below.




We believe that the birds were attracted to the soothing glowing orbs and flew into them meeting their fate. As the birds flew into the swarm of lights, they became confused and scattered flying erratic and knocking into themselves falling to their death. Also observed was a pulsing electromagnetic energy emanating from the center of the orbs that perhaps when the birds came in contact with them killed them instantly. 

 Concerning the fish, perhaps while the orbs were in the lake water, the fish in the surrounding area were electrocuted by the pulse forcing them to wash up on shore. Why is the government keeping this part of the story out of the news? Is the government attempting to cover up the obvious UFO connection to the deaths of these birds and fish? The grassy Knoll Institute will answer these questions as soon as the film footage is fully analyzed.

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL 

9 comments:

  1. Could you be more lame? I live in Arkansas and no such report of glowing orbs or lights have been reported. Further, your stupid video of jelly-fish, apparently recorded at an aquarium, would not fit the bill of what you described. Seriously?!

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  2. Seriously, quit calling me Shirley.

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  3. PJ, you live in Arkansas? Could you be anymore lame?

    Read the site, its a humorous site, at least thats what the curator claims it to be.

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  4. I've seen these spacecraft before. Maybe in a dream, or as a child, but dammit, I have seen these before.

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  5. Pitiful peasants. It is all a part of my master plan. You see there are now reports of millions of fish and birds dead in Maryland and Austrailia. Start with a panic, then slowly simmer to a boil.

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  6. I am afraid that PJ may be under the influence of said aliens. Someone send this man a thought screen helmet.

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  7. Maybe even in Gatlinburg.

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  8. Sounds like a recipe for disaster. :D

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  9. He,he,he. Proves that the gene pool is quite shallow and the family trees don't fork in the land of Bubba Clinton!

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