UFO Cause Of Bizarre Climate Control

UFO In California Sky

The United States Northeast is enjoying unseasonable warm temperatures this winter. Instead of snow, a continuous rain is falling causing flash flood warnings for streams and rivers all the while the mercury hovers in the low 50's.
On the West coast, the area is experiencing much colder weather than usual as blizzards are dumping hundreds of feet of snow with even Southern California recording snow fall and accumulation. It was announced today on CNN news that 95% of the citrus crop of the United States has been ruined due to freezing. (Expect to see higher prices beginning next week in your local grocery store)
Meteorologists have been unable to determine a cause for such weather variations as some scientists are looking to El Nino as the cause but the Grassy knoll Institute knows better.

One of the Institutes leading scientists, Jimmy, snapped this photograph of an Unidentified Flying Object hovering just above the mountains in San Bernardino, California.

The Grassy Knoll Institute has obtained information through underground channels that UFO's have been sighted over Southern California and with the approval of the Federal government, are conducting experiments to alter the Earth's weather patterns. All test results and data gathered will be shared with the government.

If weather patterns can be controlled and altered, imagine the lives saved during hurricanes, tornado's, and flash flooding. Or to assist arid desert climates to allow rain to help crops grow to help feed the world. With this new technology Hurricane Katrina could have been prevented saving thousands of lives and billions of dollars. A brave new world indeed.

However, there is always a flip side with the Grassy Knoll Institute. Weather patterns could also be altered and used as a weapon to destroy entire nations food supplies, cause horrific weather to destroy economies of foreign nations. To control the weather is to control the world's trade economy. It is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. Enemies of the states would be wise to begin building arks in advance. I see a weather change coming to their town!!!

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