3/17/2007

Legend Of The Leprechaun


Legend Of The Evil Leprechaun
Legend Of The Evil Leprechaun
When the word Leprechaun is mentioned, a vision of a happy go Lucky cartoonish figure comes to mind. A cheery old fellow clicking his buckled boots together and smiling. In reality, a Leprechaun is a fiendish and dangerous creature.Legend has it tha a Leprechaun lives alone avoiding all interaction with humans and other Leprechauns as well. A Leprechaun is a shoe cobbler by trade, and can be often seen, if only for a moment, with a shoe and hammer in it's hand.

Leprechauns are ugly creatures, usually under three feet tall, but bulky, but can move as fast and as nimble as the wind. If you do spy a Leprechaun, do not take your eyes off him for if you do, he will disappear and you will never see him again.

A Leprechauns attire is usually a green jacket, stockings, and shiny black shoes with gold buckles. He completes his attire with a work apron, a tall usually colored green hat with stripes, and is sometimes smoking a pipe.

What about the pot of gold Leprechauns keep hidden at the end of rainbows? Leprechauns guard all the world's gold in a place only known to them. No mere mortal could ever find the pot of gold unless a rainbow is in the sky. The pot of gold will always be at the end of the rainbow. Simply follow it and you will find the Leprechaun and his treasure.

He must them demand that the Leprechaun offer him the gold. If he / she wavers in the demand, the Leprechaun can pick up his gold and move it out of the rainbows rays and disappear into the forest.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!


LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

1 comment:

  1. Chica - Posted 3/11/2007
    Leprechauns are awesome! :)

    XTAP59 - Posted 3/11/2007
    Yes, they always be after me lucky charms.

    ALLYOURBASE - Posted 3/12/2007
    What do the female leprechauns look like?

    D-Advocate - Posted 3/12/2007
    There are no female lepechauns, that's why the males are so mean.

    LOTGK - Posted 3/12/2007
    You are correct D, there are no female Leprechauns. All males, and yes, they are spirits, or ill mannered fairies if you please.

    SIGHTER - Posted 3/12/2007
    if no female leptechauns, then how do they, you know, reproduce?

    SmotheredBrother - Posted 3/16/2007
    Leprecloning.

    LOTGK - Posted 3/19/2007
    Good answer! Good answer.

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