10/28/2016

Breast Zombie Makeup

The Halloween Dark Zone Breast Best Zombie Makeup Award goes to Seatbelt Susie. The makeup is spot on. From the red colored eyes, to the dark dead eye shadow, to the amazing artistry and makeup on her mouth to off course her breasts. The whole team wins.

Halloween Tip: Always wear your seatbelt, even if you are on a short journey. It may just save your life. Even during the Zombie Apocalypse.

Folks, Seatbelt Susie was not wearing her seatbelt. Perhaps that is how she became a zombie.

Happy Halloween


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

8 comments:

  1. Would you still wear your seatbelt in a zombie apocalypse?

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    1. Good question. Needing to quickly escape a horde of zombies quickly if my car crashed, then no, the seatbelt would be a hinderance. Or, the car crashed running from a horde of zombies but I went through the window right into a den of zombies.

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  2. Forget about da seatbelts, those boobs are healthy.

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    1. Very healthy, perhaps in the running for breast of 2016

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  3. I bought her the boob job just so she wouldn't wear her seatbelt. Now she is with me.

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  4. And regretting every minute of it.

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