4/01/2008

Michael Jackson In Disguise


Michael Jackson Returns To The States!

Michael Jackson, self appointed legendary King Of Pop made a surprise visit to the United States today ending his self imposed exile to Hollywood and the pop music culture.

Jackson had a very public trial for child molestation several years back on which he was acquitted but did admit to "Sleeping" with several of his young sleep over friends. After the trial, he left the states to regather his thoughts and avoid the tabloid spotlight.

We hardly recognized you through all the makeup.



LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

18 comments:

  1. LOL. Look at the clowns eyes. Expression. Priceless. Saving the best for last.

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  2. Cuze this is thriller, thriller night,
    And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About to strike
    You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night,
    You're Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller
    Tonight

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  3. She's safe though. She's a girl.

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  4. Screw all of you for disrespecting MJ. I hope you all burn in hell. The world is so twisted that people would rather believe that love and innocence doesn't exist and persecute those who believe that it still does. You sick twisted miserable bastards. Michael Jackson is a better person and a better man than all you sick freaks. He should have barred all lying white kids and then he wouldn't have had to deal with the fickleness of you pasty faced crackers.

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  5. If Jackson was so innocent, why did he pay millions of dollars to settle the two lawsuits out of court. You are pathetic reduced to name calling.

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  6. MJ, you are the asshole. The wool is securely over your head.

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  7. You may call me Mister Saltine. And I shall call you Ass Clown.

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  8. Ass Clown is to good a name.

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  9. Yes, here's a guy condemning people saying their peace and he comes on and calls people ignorant names.

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  10. Hey MJ Forever, whya re you disrespecting Michael by calling him such names as pasty faced crackers? Michael is whiter than this peckerwood, pasty faced cracker redneck!

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  11. Oh, and MJ, I suppose you STILL think OJ is innocent and was framed by the "man" and that the tape recorded evidence was "planted" by racist white cops! Tell that to OK who is serving his sentence at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Lovelock, Nevada as Inmate #1027820

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  12. sorry, OJ

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  13. Now thats funny. lmfao

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  14. OJ is still in search of the real killers. Bing in jail can hasten his search.

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  15. OJ should be happy he was only a running back in football. I hear his cell mate is looking for a tight end.

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  16. Folks, look, this was posted on April Fools day in 2008. its a joke, get over it.

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  17. And a pretty funny one at that. I remember that post, I have fondle memories of it...... :D

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