Grassy Knoll Institute: Toilet Seat Shark Attack

10/15/2007

Toilet Seat Shark Attack

Residential Shark Attack

Just when you thought it was safe to do a little reading in the library...

Great White Sharks are in the news again as one surfaced this week in a Rosemont, Illinois residential household. The occupant at the time barely escaped injury as he lept from the toilet in the nick of time. However, he did say the episode scared the crap out of him.

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Posted by LOTGK at 10/15/2007

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Labels: entertainment, funny, grassy knoll, humor, illinois, lotgk, random, Random Shots, rosemont, shark attack, shark week, sharks, SWB

3 comments:

Merv10/16/2007 9:29 AM
Talk about indigestion? This guy gets a bite in the ass for his troubles.
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LOTGK10/16/2007 9:30 AM
Yes Merv, now George Michael is not the most dangerous thing in a mens bathroom.

I am having Deja vu again.....
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george senda3/16/2008 1:35 PM
it WOULD cure your hemorrhoid problem for good...
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