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Is there anybody still out there?

Or has the Zombie Apocalypse consumed all human life on this planet?

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Talented Irish Bartender On St. Patricks Day

Sexy Irish Barmaid

Shannon is our Irish barmaid for this evening. Shannon is a highly skilled  bartender able to mix any drink or concoction your heart desires and her presentation is a crowd pleaser.

The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a safe and fun filled St. Patrick's Day and hopes all your barmaids look like Shannon tonight. (They will after 2am anyway)
Please use your designated driver when returning home or travelling from pub to pub.

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How The Irish Play Golf

How The Irish Play Golf

It is a well known fact that the Scot's invented the modern version of golf but it is the Irish version with it's unique flair of the game that we love to play so much.

Most people playing golf enjoy the relaxation of the sport, being one with nature, walking on a vast sprawling landscape of neatly manicured grass. To compete with not only your opponent, but yourself. Hitting that perfect drive. Sinking that long putt,

How very Zen like....

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For the Irish folk like myself, all we want is for our caddy to have a nice ass and a great rack and the rest of the golf experience, well, we don't give a shit about the score, the drive, the putt, the grass, the nature.

No mulligans for you.

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Best End Of The Rainbow Ever

Best End Of The Rainbow Ever

Some believe that a Leprechauns pot of gold is at the end of the rainbow. Some believe you are granted one wish. Others believe eternal life awaits and some people believe there is nothing at the end. Whatever you believe, this is the best end of the rainbow scenario.

Ever....

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Irish Flu Shots

Irish Flu Shots

Here in the United States, we Americans have what they call Obama-Care health insurance. For those that have to endure this pitiful insurance, it sucks. My sympathies to all enrolled.

On the other side of the pond, Ireland handles healthcare with a more hands on approach. One example is the flu shot. We wait in a long line, get uncerimoniously jabbed in the arm while listening to nurse Ratchet yelling out "Next" while the needle is still in your arm.

In Ireland, the flu shot is available at your local Pub for a small fee of $1.49 with a chaser of Guinness.

Luck of the Irish indeed.

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