4/01/2008

Big Brother Is Watching

Do you suspect your spouse or significant other is cheating on you? When you call his/her cell phone and they don't pick up, do you wonder if they are hooking up with a midnight delight?

Fear not mortals, the Grassy Knoll Institute has found a solution for you. This Internet program through the use of GPS tracking, can pinpoint a cell phone signal within two feet.

Simply click on the below web link. Then type in your spouses cell phone number and it will pinpoint exactly where they are within two feet.

Is he at a late night board meeting or at O'Malleys tavern pounding a few....Beers.

Is she at the Tupperware neighborhood party or riding the pony at a seedy no tell motel?

With one click, you can find out. Go head, you know you want to find out.

GPS Cell phone Tracking


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

3 comments:

  1. Fish-On-A-Wall4/01/2008 2:21 PM

    I was hoping it was Lindsay Lohan, but all I wound up with was britney Spears.

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  2. I was expecting a blood curdling scream and a scary face to jump out. Not like I don't know you. Very surprised to see Gumbys girl getting her freak on.
    Yea, thats right, I used your cell number bendo man.

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  3. I forgot how good this tracking is.

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