I have already pulled out my Jester hat, (My wife Patty says its the same hat I wear every day) (I think in a way she is calling me a fool) and I am ready to deliver the news as only the Curator can. Some of you have made the news. Some I have had mercy on. And some I tread ever so lightly with.
Either way, the updates begin at midnight EST, and will continue until midnight tomorrow. (Thats 24 hours for those keeping score at home)
It is in your best interest to click here:
April Fools Day Archives to keep abreast of all the breaking news as this site will be updating at least once an hour beginning at 8am (I need some sleep people, I am not an animal, I am a human being) with at least 20 updates. Twenty one if you are in Vegas.
And remember, I am only the Curator. If you have a complaint, please email the (Lead Scientist) and let him have it with both barrels.
And let the beatings begin.
ReplyDeleteI'm coming on this day, and everyone will think its a joke. Poor bastards.
ReplyDeleteGot the email, phasers on stun captain.
ReplyDeleteOH DEAR GOD NOES! *cowers in the corner* is it April 2nd yet?
ReplyDeleteoh wait? what am i thinking? *digs out treasure chest full of voodoo stuff*
ha! you just try and fool me Patrick and i'll....*searching for needles and pins*....oh hell...*realizes she must make new doll for Patrick*...okay..i've still got some time. ooooh. you'd better behave tomorrow! or you might have pains in your aches and aches in your pains!!
HA!
Will be hard to top last year, but am ready for ya. Am expecting plenty at my office tomorrow. Stay on your toes bellerina.
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