Small Explosion At Korean Peninsula

Small Explosion Reported In North Korea

At 6:05am EST a small explosion was heard and felt in the Korean Peninsula..

South Korean warships are underway to investigate.

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Paris Hilton Is Pregnant

Paris Hilton Pregnant

Paris Hilton Is Pregnant

Breaking news: Paris Hilton, unable to hide the news anymore, announced today that she is pregnant and will be getting married after several details are cleared up.

That's hot...

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Pope Benedict XVI Announces Radical Changes

In his morning mass this Sunday, Pope Benedict XVI announced to the Vatican congregation that radical changes to the Catholic clergy will be immediately implemented. Beginning this day, all priests will be permitted to take a wife as well as all nuns will be permitted to have a husband. These changes are meant to increase the number of men and women to the calling of the priest hood and nunnery.

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Hell Really Exists

While out for an early morning Sunday cruise the Grassy Knoll Institute curator using his Magellan GPS roadmate, found evidence that Hell actually exists.

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UFO Crashes In Las Vegas

An unidentified flying object, (UFO) crash landed on the Las Vegas strip this morning. Thousands of reports flooded the LVPD describing the giant UFO in the sky over the strip. Eyewitness accounts stated the UFO was unsteady and flying very low almost hitting several casino's until it finally nose-dived and crashed in the street right by the fashion mall. The above exclusive photo was taken by a Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientist just seconds before impact. The markings on the bottom right side of the ship looks strangely familiar and could possibly shed some light on from whence the aliens came from.

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R.I.P. Efx2 Blogs

Death By Arrogance!

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EFX2 Blogs Conspiracy Indeed

I was the second shooter on the Grassy Knoll that brought up Google Adsense to raise more money.

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EFX2 Blogs Fortune Cookie

Now with 50% more Assholes!

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Hillary Clinton Sans Make Up

With the presidential election race heating up with many candidates jockeying for position and air time, it was just about time for things to get nasty and ugly. A very unflattering photo of Hillary Clinton sans make-up is circulating the Internet like flying monkeys. Ms. Clinton refused to comment other than to say, "We're not in Arkansas anymore!" Former president and husband Bill Clinton was over heard saying in a low tone to his advisor, "I thought dropping a house on her sister would have slowed downed her political aspirations."

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Boy Scouting - Gemma Massey

With the waning interest of the male youth in the Boy Scouts of America franchise and with the pack leaders, usually the fathers of the scouts becoming fewer each year, the scout masters have taken immediate steps to reverse this trend. A new national ad campaign has debuted this morning to generate new interest in boy scouts. The ad simply states, BOY SCOUTING! So far this morning, 350,000 adult men have signed up to be pack leaders. Yes Mike, this one's for you.

PS: The model is none other than Gemma Massey, international print and cover model.

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Bill Clinton Hires New Aid

Take Aim Billy!!!

With his wife Hillary hard at work on her presidential campaign, former president Bill Clinton decided to prepare for another run at the white house and hire a personal secretary for his needs. After many one on one interviews, Bill had found the best qualified.At least with her special attributes, there won't be any stains on her dress.

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Ufo Crashes In Las Vegas

Grassy Knoll Institute reports that a Giant Alien UFO crash landed on the Las Vegas strip this afternoon. Eyewitnesses confirmed that the saucer shaped craft was wobbling and seemed out of control as it approached the city. In an instant, the craft attempted to climb but an apparent power failure caused the ship to slam into the street below just missing the newly built Wynn Hotel and Casino. The crash caused a huge fireball. Dave, a special ops officer on the scene already had the area secured as more military personnel arrived. The Institute will relay more updates as they come in.

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Real Reason Modblog Server is Down

And oh yes, deliver that sandwich, fresh of course, to the secret laboratory of the Grassy Knoll Institute.

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Grassy Knoll Institute Secret Laboratory

The Grassy Knoll Institutes secret laboratory photographed for the first time. A rival faction known only as "Chaos" has hunted down and posted onto the Internet the huge modern laboratory of the Grassy knoll for all the world to see. Scientists are scrambling at this very instant to secure all the precious objects obtained and sensitive top secret government documents merely lying around on their desks.

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I Think I Met Jay Leno

Taking a break from the Tonight Show, Jay Leno stopped by the Grassy knoll Institutes secret laboratory to do a quick comedy stand up set. Of course he was funny as hell and knocked the crowd dead.

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Take Your Best Shot

Had My Cake - Eating It Too

OK Modbloggers, I had my fun this April Fools day. Now its your turn. The photo on top is me. *GASP* Yes, its me way back in 1978 when I was 18 years old. Its from my college student ID card. Its time for "Give me your best caption" time. Don't hold back. I'll start off as usual...... He's A Rebel Without A Clue.

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Modblog Sold To MSN For $1.5 Million

Modblog Sold To MSN for $1.5 Million

David Gorman, founder and owner of Modblog, accepted the tendered offer of $1.5 million dollars to an agreed upon merger with Microsft and MSN Spaces blog network. @Imike is on suicide watch......

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Patuca Gold Pens Book

Patuca Gold

Patuca Gold Pens Book, A Pirate Looks At Forty Patuca Gold has some very interesting reads on his blog. Methinks he is a closet parrot head.

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Its Clobbering Time

Its Clobbering Time

Doooh Head, defender of Canada and all that is good has his work cut out for him now that the United States has snubbed Canada concerning the Star Wars Missile Defense Shield. Of course, as he and his counterpart say, "Its clobbering time"

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Burger King Enormous Sandwich Kills 72

BK Breakfast Sandwich

Burger King Unveils New Breakfast Sandwich That Immediately Kills 72 People.

Tragedy struck at Burger King restaurants around the nation today as 72 people who lined up and waited to try the sandwich, died from massive heart failure immediately after consuming the sandwich.

Burger Kings new sandwich has 730 calories and 47 grams of fat. It consists of two scrambled eggs, two pieces of bacon, a six inch sausage patty, two pieces of cheese, and white enriched bun.

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