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Showing posts with label gags. Show all posts
4/01/2016
3/31/2008
Colonel Sanders Alive And Well
Colonel Sanders, Kentucky Fried Chicken founder and icon of the fast food restaurant, dead for over 20 years, was photographed today shaking George Clooney's hand during a red carpet Hollywood event.
Apparently Sanders faked his death and has been living large in the great state of Montana with Jim Morrison, Elvis, and D.B. Cooper.
Rumor was that Elvis paid a kings ransom to fake Sanders death because he couldn't live without the secret recipe fried chicken dinners.
4/01/2007
Hell Really Exists
UFO Crashes In Las Vegas
An unidentified flying object, (UFO) crash landed on the Las Vegas strip this morning. Thousands of reports flooded the LVPD describing the giant UFO in the sky over the strip. Eyewitness accounts stated the UFO was unsteady and flying very low almost hitting several casino's until it finally nose-dived and crashed in the street right by the fashion mall. The above exclusive photo was taken by a Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientist just seconds before impact. The markings on the bottom right side of the ship looks strangely familiar and could possibly shed some light on from whence the aliens came from.
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EFX2 Blogs Conspiracy Indeed
I was the second shooter on the Grassy Knoll that brought up Google Adsense to raise more money.
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EFX2 Blogs Command Center
Fearless leader Keith and his See You Next Tuesday kind of a wife hard at work fixing the corrupted data on EFX2 blog platform.
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Hillary Clinton Sans Make Up
With the presidential election race heating up with many candidates jockeying for position and air time, it was just about time for things to get nasty and ugly. A very unflattering photo of Hillary Clinton sans make-up is circulating the Internet like flying monkeys. Ms. Clinton refused to comment other than to say, "We're not in Arkansas anymore!" Former president and husband Bill Clinton was over heard saying in a low tone to his advisor, "I thought dropping a house on her sister would have slowed downed her political aspirations."
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Real Father Of Anna Nicole Smiths Baby
I am the father of Anna Nicole Smiths baby daughter Danielyn. Anna was so easy, even I could do her.
Geico insurance is preparing a commercial to air during sweeps week.
Boy Scouting - Gemma Massey
With the waning interest of the male youth in the Boy Scouts of America franchise and with the pack leaders, usually the fathers of the scouts becoming fewer each year, the scout masters have taken immediate steps to reverse this trend. A new national ad campaign has debuted this morning to generate new interest in boy scouts. The ad simply states, BOY SCOUTING! So far this morning, 350,000 adult men have signed up to be pack leaders. Yes Mike, this one's for you.
PS: The model is none other than Gemma Massey, international print and cover model.
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Bill Clinton Hires New Aid
Take Aim Billy!!!
With his wife Hillary hard at work on her presidential campaign, former president Bill Clinton decided to prepare for another run at the white house and hire a personal secretary for his needs. After many one on one interviews, Bill had found the best qualified.At least with her special attributes, there won't be any stains on her dress.
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4/01/2006
Thanks For Playing 2006
Neener and Grimfairy showed up at the Grassy Knoll Institutes secret laboratory to dance the night away. The party was rockin, even after I had taken the liberty of so many peoples blogs today. I hope you all know it was in good nature and all good clean fun. I make it an annual tradition to post like mad on April Fools day. My friends say its my real feast day, not St. Patricks Day, which really is.
Anyway, if I left anyone out, you should feel lucky but rest assured you will be targeted for next year.
Again, thank you all for reading my blog, commenting, and putting up with my crazy nature.
And Modblog sucks. LOL.
Slade Wilson - Expert Marksman
Continuing with the seize on the Grassy Knoll Institute secret laboratory, at least we know who shot out all its windows. All that was heard as Slade escaped was, "Its Slade baby, tell daddy how you like it." The Institute followed his trail and tracked his trail to this location.
Slade Wilson Home
Ufo Crashes In Las Vegas
Grassy Knoll Institute reports that a Giant Alien UFO crash landed on the Las Vegas strip this afternoon. Eyewitnesses confirmed that the saucer shaped craft was wobbling and seemed out of control as it approached the city. In an instant, the craft attempted to climb but an apparent power failure caused the ship to slam into the street below just missing the newly built Wynn Hotel and Casino. The crash caused a huge fireball. Dave, a special ops officer on the scene already had the area secured as more military personnel arrived. The Institute will relay more updates as they come in.
Introducing Dr. Bitzky Seymour Bush
Doctor Bitzky, the astute multiLingual gynecologist has opened his practice abroad. Lines are forming as we speak. You may make an appointment here to see the doctor.
Modblogs Hottest Bloggers
In a show of solidarity, Smash, Neen, Chica, Kelly dyed their hair blond to kick off the new Grassy Knoll Institute secret laboratory. They want to prove that blondes really have plenty to say and are a force to be reckoned with. The chat airs today at 4pm at the Grassy Knoll Institute secret laboratory. I'm listening! And sneaking a peak as well.
Real Reason Modblog Server is Down
And oh yes, deliver that sandwich, fresh of course, to the secret laboratory of the Grassy Knoll Institute.
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Grassy Knoll Institute Secret Laboratory
The Grassy Knoll Institutes secret laboratory photographed for the first time. A rival faction known only as "Chaos" has hunted down and posted onto the Internet the huge modern laboratory of the Grassy knoll for all the world to see. Scientists are scrambling at this very instant to secure all the precious objects obtained and sensitive top secret government documents merely lying around on their desks.
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I Think I Met Jay Leno
Taking a break from the Tonight Show, Jay Leno stopped by the Grassy knoll Institutes secret laboratory to do a quick comedy stand up set. Of course he was funny as hell and knocked the crowd dead.
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3/31/2005
Modblog Sold To MSN For $1.5 Million
Modblog Sold To MSN for $1.5 Million
David Gorman, founder and owner of Modblog, accepted the tendered offer of $1.5 million dollars to an agreed upon merger with Microsft and MSN Spaces blog network. @Imike is on suicide watch......
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David Gorman, founder and owner of Modblog, accepted the tendered offer of $1.5 million dollars to an agreed upon merger with Microsft and MSN Spaces blog network. @Imike is on suicide watch......
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