Testimonials For The Grassy Knoll Institute
*The Grassy Knoll Institute throughout the ages have benefitted the lives of many people, entities, and aliens. Some have used our knowledge for the betterment of humankind. Some merely for personal gain. For whatever reason, the following testimonials are for you to enjoy.
*That luminous tower situated on the tip of the Grassy Knoll realm looks strangely familiar. The bells peeling from the tower is music to my ears. I really had to bust a hump to get to this site, but it was well worth it.
The Bellringer,
QUASIMOTO
*Citizens of Earth. I am leaving soon. I came here to give you these facts. If you keep reading the Grassy Knoll you will obtain the knowledge and wisdom to save this planet and all of mankind. If not, this planet of yours will be reduced to a burned out cinder. The choice is up to you. We await your answer.
Gort, Klattu, Barada, Nikto.....
Space Traveller From The United Federation Of Planets.
KLATTU
*I have been waiting centuries to sink my teeth into such a website as this one. After reading and studying the Grassy Knoll, I now possess the wisdom and knowledge to gain control of Collinwood and finally put an end to Angelique's reign of terror.
Eternally grateful, Lurking in the Dark Shadows,
BARNABUS COLLINS
*Grassy Knoll, I want to thank you for supplying the unknown quantity. It figured (excuse the pun) immensely into my solving the mysteries of the atom and harnessing it's fury. By The Way, Your theory on time travel is very interesting.
I must see you tomorrow, or, in your perspective, yesterday to discuss.
E=MC2
ALBERT EINSTEIN
*The Grassy Knoll Institute has so much infinite wisdom, I may be out of a job. I guess I should have seen this coming.
NOSTRADAMUS
32 Years Online...And this is the first time you have seen or read this?
We are open 24 hours. (Just not in a row) (Just Saying) (And Kidding)
Waited 32 years for a comment for this post. And here it is.
ReplyDeleteI have no comment on your 32 years or any of your other "interests." But I see that as of May 2026 you're still peddling the nonsense that the "Cram it, clown!" incident, a well-established Urban Legend, actually occurred on The Barney Bean Show on Youngstown's WYTV (Channel 33).
ReplyDeleteIt did not (see https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cram-it-clown/). I tried to reply within the thread but it wouldn't accept my post.
You would do a lot for your overall credibility if you would simply admit your error and move on.
But, it did happen. Se we have that.
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