4/01/2007

Pope Benedict XVI Announces Radical Changes


In his morning mass this Sunday, Pope Benedict XVI announced to the Vatican congregation that radical changes to the Catholic clergy will be immediately implemented. Beginning this day, all priests will be permitted to take a wife as well as all nuns will be permitted to have a husband. These changes are meant to increase the number of men and women to the calling of the priest hood and nunnery.



LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL



1 comment:

  1. sladewilson - Posted 3/31/2007
    That's just wrong for so many reasons but still hilarious.

    Chica - Posted 3/31/2007
    If I looked like that I would be a nun to, just to protect myself. LOL

    Gumby - Posted 3/31/2007
    Do black patent leather shoes really reflect up?

    Bitzky - Posted 4/1/2007
    Yes, that would increase their numbers.... *gulp*...

    Pam - Posted 4/3/2007
    The nun looks like Pamela Anderson. Make me want to go to confession.

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