Showing posts with label burger king. Show all posts
Showing posts with label burger king. Show all posts

7/15/2012

Bacon Hot Fudge Sundae From Burger King

Hell Yeah Bacon
Yes, I know it was out there, hanging out with the deep fried twinkies and deep fried cheeseburger and it was just a matter of time before it landed on the Blue Plate Special.

Let's break this down, ice cream, hot fudge, and bacon. Whip em all together and you have the Bacon Sundae. I will state, I was a skeptic, however, after the first bite, it's true, bacon makes everything taste better.

If you like bacon, and ice cream, make the drive to Burger King and score a bacon sundae today.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 4 out of 5 shots and recommends Burger King Bacon Sundae for dessert.




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10/16/2011

Burger King Bites

Just A Nip
Just the other day I was driving through Ripley,West Virginia and found myself low on gas and hungry. Needing to press on and get back on the road, I foolhardily stopped at the local Burger King that was just off the Route 77 highway. I have not eaten at Burger King in over four years. I now remember the reason.

I go to the counter and order a hamburger and fry to go. About five minutes later, my order number was called and my order was handed to me. There was absolutely no interaction at all. The employee simply held out the bag until I walked over and took it out of her hand. She (The Burger King employee) said nothing like, Thank you, Have a nice day, Thank you for eating at Burger King, she just simply held the bag out over the counter.

I opened the bag to find this pathetic example of a hamburger. What the Hell, did someone take a bite out of my hamburger before they wrapped it up. It certainly looks like someone did. 

Anyway, the hamburger was dry, small, had a bite taken out of it, and was devoid of taste. The bun was soggy and flat. The cost of this single hamburger was $1.78 not including the fries. The fries were adequate, standard fare fast food fries except these were salted several times to much.

The Grassy Knoll Diner scores 0 out of 5 shots and will never visit Burger King again and DOES NOT recommend Burger King for lunch or dinner.


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11/06/2007

Burger King Big Enormous

I saw the commercials. Burger King has a new enormous breakfast sandwich. So, I tried it this morning.
The price was $2.85 so I was expecting a rather large sandwich. The bun was soggy. The bacon was cold and not fully cooked. The sausage was cut in two pieces making it appear to look larger than it really was and it was a little dry. The scrambled eggs were OK but overpowering. The cheese was melted but not centered on the sandwich and dripped onto the wrapper.

The Grassy Knoll Institute does not recommend the Burger King BK Enormous sandwich rating it only 2 out of 5 shots.


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11/02/2007

Burger King - BK Stacker Double

Burger King BK Stacker Double

The Grassy Knoll Institute has been watching the national commercials closely now for several months attempting to uncover some sort of subliminal message conspiracy embedded in the ads. The Institute believes we have found one.

Burger King, the fast food hamburger giant has been touting its new sandwich, the BK Stacker filled with meat and cheese. In the ad, the sandwiches look huge, bigger than the Whopper. In reality, it is merely a standard size hamburger bun, two hamburger patties, two pieces of cheese, and a piece of bacon. To put it more bluntly, a bacon double cheeseburger.

The cost is $2.50 for this so-called "Stacker."

The taste was alright. The burgers were cooked and hot, the bun fresh, the cheese melted. All wrapped up in a paper wrapper.

Why am I not impressed? Because right down the street you can buy a double cheeseburger at McDonalds for 99 cents. The same size less the one piece of bacon for $1.50 less.

The Grassy Knoll Institute does not recommend the BK Stacker and gives ZERO out of five shots. We recommend to order two cheeseburgers and put them together and save 72 cents.

On a side note. When I ordered this sandwich at the drive through today, I pulled to the second window and I asked if I could add one more BK Stacker sandwich. The BK employee said yes I could but I would have to pull around and wait several minutes until they made another sandwich. I quickly glanced in my rear view mirror noticing no one behind me and I asked politely why I would have to wait and pull around.

The employee simply said, "Do you want to wait or not?" I chose not to wait. Burger King lost another $2.50 in sales and profit. They act as if they are the only burger joint in town. That was absolutely lousy customer service.


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4/01/2006

Slade Wilson - Expert Marksman



Continuing with the seize on the Grassy Knoll Institute secret laboratory, at least we know who shot out all its windows. All that was heard as Slade escaped was, "Its Slade baby, tell daddy how you like it." The Institute followed his trail and tracked his trail to this location.
Slade Wilson Home


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3/31/2005

Burger King Enormous Sandwich Kills 72

BK Breakfast Sandwich
Burger King Unveils New Breakfast Sandwich That Immediately Kills 72 People.

Tragedy struck at Burger King restaurants around the nation today as 72 people who lined up and waited to try the sandwich, died from massive heart failure immediately after consuming the sandwich.

Burger Kings new sandwich has 730 calories and 47 grams of fat. It consists of two scrambled eggs, two pieces of bacon, a six inch sausage patty, two pieces of cheese, and white enriched bun.


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