Burger King Big Enormous

I saw the commercials. Burger King has a new enormous breakfast sandwich. So, I tried it this morning.
The price was $2.85 so I was expecting a rather large sandwich. The bun was soggy. The bacon was cold and not fully cooked. The sausage was cut in two pieces making it appear to look larger than it really was and it was a little dry. The scrambled eggs were OK but overpowering. The cheese was melted but not centered on the sandwich and dripped onto the wrapper.

The Grassy Knoll Institute does not recommend the Burger King BK Enormous sandwich rating it only 2 out of 5 shots.

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Burger King Enormous Sandwich Kills 72

BK Breakfast Sandwich

Burger King Unveils New Breakfast Sandwich That Immediately Kills 72 People.

Tragedy struck at Burger King restaurants around the nation today as 72 people who lined up and waited to try the sandwich, died from massive heart failure immediately after consuming the sandwich.

Burger Kings new sandwich has 730 calories and 47 grams of fat. It consists of two scrambled eggs, two pieces of bacon, a six inch sausage patty, two pieces of cheese, and white enriched bun.

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