Showing posts with label modblog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label modblog. Show all posts
4/01/2007
Hell Really Exists
UFO Crashes In Las Vegas
An unidentified flying object, (UFO) crash landed on the Las Vegas strip this morning. Thousands of reports flooded the LVPD describing the giant UFO in the sky over the strip. Eyewitness accounts stated the UFO was unsteady and flying very low almost hitting several casino's until it finally nose-dived and crashed in the street right by the fashion mall. The above exclusive photo was taken by a Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientist just seconds before impact. The markings on the bottom right side of the ship looks strangely familiar and could possibly shed some light on from whence the aliens came from.
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EFX2 Blogs Conspiracy Indeed
I was the second shooter on the Grassy Knoll that brought up Google Adsense to raise more money.
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EFX2 Blogs Command Center
Fearless leader Keith and his See You Next Tuesday kind of a wife hard at work fixing the corrupted data on EFX2 blog platform.
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EFX2 Blog Ass Kissing Lessons
Can you identify any of your favorite EFX2 bloggers?
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4/01/2006
Thanks For Playing 2006
Neener and Grimfairy showed up at the Grassy Knoll Institutes secret laboratory to dance the night away. The party was rockin, even after I had taken the liberty of so many peoples blogs today. I hope you all know it was in good nature and all good clean fun. I make it an annual tradition to post like mad on April Fools day. My friends say its my real feast day, not St. Patricks Day, which really is.
Anyway, if I left anyone out, you should feel lucky but rest assured you will be targeted for next year.
Again, thank you all for reading my blog, commenting, and putting up with my crazy nature.
And Modblog sucks. LOL.
Introducing Dr. Bitzky Seymour Bush
Doctor Bitzky, the astute multiLingual gynecologist has opened his practice abroad. Lines are forming as we speak. You may make an appointment here to see the doctor.
Dooohead Finally Meets Benny
Dooohhead, while on a business trip to Halifax to scope out the harbor filled with tugboats finally realizes his wildest fantasy as he meets the legendary Benthere. Shocked, all Dooohhead could do was stare at her breasts as he fondly remembered her nipple post several months earlier. In an instant, a man in the distance aptly named Fred called out Doooh's name snapping him back to reality. In another instant, she was gone.
Modblogs Hottest Bloggers
In a show of solidarity, Smash, Neen, Chica, Kelly dyed their hair blond to kick off the new Grassy Knoll Institute secret laboratory. They want to prove that blondes really have plenty to say and are a force to be reckoned with. The chat airs today at 4pm at the Grassy Knoll Institute secret laboratory. I'm listening! And sneaking a peak as well.
Explosion At Nellis Air Force Base
The Grassy Knoll Institute has learned a top secret military experiment backfired at Nellis Air Force base in Nevada today causing an immense explosion and blinding light knocking out all electrical systems. The experiment was rumored to be an extension of the 1940's Philadelphia experiment but this time an attempt to rip open a time portal to the past was the desired result. As the fire crews brought the fire and explosion under control, a head count was performed to verify any missing.
Luckily, no one was missing or hurt, but there were two extra people onsite with no credentials. An intense interrogation of the people, a man and a woman claiming to be husband and wife added very little to the mystery. The man kept saying his name was Lincoln. Abe Lincoln.
Real Reason Modblog Server is Down
And oh yes, deliver that sandwich, fresh of course, to the secret laboratory of the Grassy Knoll Institute.
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Grassy Knoll Institute Secret Laboratory
The Grassy Knoll Institutes secret laboratory photographed for the first time. A rival faction known only as "Chaos" has hunted down and posted onto the Internet the huge modern laboratory of the Grassy knoll for all the world to see. Scientists are scrambling at this very instant to secure all the precious objects obtained and sensitive top secret government documents merely lying around on their desks.
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I Think I Met Jay Leno
Taking a break from the Tonight Show, Jay Leno stopped by the Grassy knoll Institutes secret laboratory to do a quick comedy stand up set. Of course he was funny as hell and knocked the crowd dead.
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4/01/2005
Take Your Best Shot
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| Had My Cake - Eating It Too |
OK Modbloggers, I had my fun this April Fools day. Now its your turn. The photo on top is me. *GASP* Yes, its me way back in 1978 when I was 18 years old. Its from my college student ID card. Its time for "Give me your best caption" time. Don't hold back. I'll start off as usual...... He's A Rebel Without A Clue.
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3/31/2005
Modblog Sold To MSN For $1.5 Million
Modblog Sold To MSN for $1.5 Million
David Gorman, founder and owner of Modblog, accepted the tendered offer of $1.5 million dollars to an agreed upon merger with Microsft and MSN Spaces blog network. @Imike is on suicide watch......
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David Gorman, founder and owner of Modblog, accepted the tendered offer of $1.5 million dollars to an agreed upon merger with Microsft and MSN Spaces blog network. @Imike is on suicide watch......
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Modblog Princess Pooram
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| Modblog Princess Pooarm |
This just in. The Grassy Knoll Institute just developed this rare exclusive photo of Princess Pooarm riding her bicycle in the UK. She just got new glasses.
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