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| Merry Christmas From The Grassy Knoll |
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Showing posts with label merry christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label merry christmas. Show all posts
12/25/2011
Santa Claus Must Be A Mormon
12/24/2011
Merry Christmas From The Bad Guy
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| Merry Christmas From The Bad Guy |
All I have in this world are my balls and this snowman. And I don’t break them for no one.
Merry Christmas From The Bad Guy…
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Responses to “Merry Christmas From The Bad Guy”
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December 25, 2011 at 6:27 pm eWell, I would hope that your balls and snowman are made with the real thing(s) … (and I ain’t talking coke).Happy Holidays, LOTGK!!
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December 27, 2011 at 10:53 am eMore like Coke Zero.
And Happy Holidays to you.
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December 27, 2011 at 10:53 am e
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December 26, 2011 at 7:45 am eAnd Merry Christmas to you too!
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December 27, 2011 at 10:54 am eSame back at you Moomin.
Happy New Year!
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December 27, 2011 at 10:54 am e
- December 27, 2011 at 2:09 pm e
Gumby said
Say hello to my little snowman.
Happy Christmas grassy dude.-
December 28, 2011 at 2:55 pm eAnd a Happy New Year to you.
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December 28, 2011 at 2:55 pm e
12/21/2010
Minnesota Vikings Most Popular Christmas Ornament
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| Minnesota Vikings Most Popular Christmas Ornament |
For the 2010 Christmas season, this is the most popular decoration purchased in the state of Minnesota. “Fired” Childress pot warmers are running a close second.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all the Vikings fans, a very good quarterback in the draft.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Responses to “Most Popular Decoration In Minnesota”
- December 22, 2010 at 10:13 am e
Gumby said
Where can I get my hands on a pair of those pot warmers?-
December 23, 2010 at 10:26 pm eChildress has a retail kiosk in the Mall Of America open through the Christmas holiday.
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December 23, 2010 at 10:26 pm e
- December 28, 2010 at 8:30 am e
Valdunagan said
That is the Viking season in a nutshell, or gingerbread house. The roof came crashing in on them. I think Jenn Sterger had Favre’s mind somewhere else and that is why he had such a terrible season.-
December 29, 2010 at 8:36 am eVery valid points. Favre was off his game the entire season. Perhaps realizing that his marriage, career, and golden boy status could go up in flames had his mind somewhere other than the blitzing linebacker.
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December 29, 2010 at 8:36 am e
- January 3, 2011 at 1:26 pm e
Anti-Christ said
I told you last year that Brett Favre and I had a one year deal. He wanted the deal extended, but a contract is a contract.-
January 3, 2011 at 10:42 pm eWhen is Jenn Stergers contract up?
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January 3, 2011 at 10:42 pm e
1/01/2010
Happy New Year 2010
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| Happy New Year From Thunder Cat Newman |
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Responses to “Happy New Year 2010”
- January 1, 2010 at 11:24 pm e
Gumby said
Happy new year. You have one cool cat on your hands.-
January 2, 2010 at 2:04 am eAnd to you as well my friend. Lets hope it’s a good one, with out any fear….
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January 2, 2010 at 2:04 am e
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January 1, 2010 at 11:43 pm eHappy New Year!!! What a totally beautiful cat. Is he yours?
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January 2, 2010 at 2:05 am eAnd Happy new Year to you.
And yes, this is Thunder, my cat. She is 4.5 pounds and loves the shower, the sink, the blow dryer, and the sweeper. Crazy Cat for sure.
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January 2, 2010 at 2:05 am e
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January 2, 2010 at 5:24 pm eHappy New Year to you… and Thunder (well ok, and anyone else living in your home with you that I, as a reader of your blog but yet… a stranger, am not aware of but who would be important to you nonetheless because after all, those people must be more important to you than us and we accept that…)
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January 3, 2010 at 12:11 am eAnd Happy New Year from Thunder, Storm, Pat, Patrick, and Patty.
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January 3, 2010 at 12:11 am e
- January 3, 2010 at 2:21 am e
Izzy said
Wild cat dude. Did it let you shoot those fireworks at her.-
January 5, 2010 at 8:24 am eThey weren’t fireworks, they were party poppers. and no, we didn’t shoot them at Thunder, we placed the streamers on her head after the fact.
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January 5, 2010 at 8:24 am e
- January 4, 2010 at 12:17 pm e
DataKing said
Cool Cat. Happy new year grassy knoll institute.-
January 5, 2010 at 8:36 am eHappy new Year King.
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January 5, 2010 at 8:36 am e
12/24/2009
A Christmas Ticket To Ride
On Christmas morning, a policeman on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The policeman said to the kid, “That’s a nice bike you got there son. Did Santa Clause get that for you?” The kid smiled and replied, “Yeah! Isn’t it great.” The policeman said, “Well next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike.” The policeman then proceeded to write the kid a $20.00 ticket for a bicycle safety violation.
The kid took the ticket but before he rode off he said, “By the way, that’s a nice looking horse you got there. Did Santa clause get that for you?” Humoring the kid, the policeman smiled and said, “Why yes, he sure did.” The kid said, “Well next year tell Santa Clause to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.”
Merry FN Christmas!
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Responses to “A Ticket To Ride Christmas”
- December 28, 2009 at 9:30 am e
Max Jackl said
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December 29, 2009 at 9:30 pm eThank you.
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December 29, 2009 at 9:30 pm e
Minnesota Vikings Christmas
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| Viking Thunder Report |
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| 11 Viking Victories |
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
The Grassy Knoll sent to me,
Eleven Viking Victories.
The Grassy Knoll sent to me,
Eleven Viking Victories.
The Minnesota Vikings are sitting at 11 wins and winner of the NFC North division. The next two games are critical to nail down the playoff bye week. Here’s to Adrian Peterson racking up 150 yards, Sidney Rice hauling in 100 receiving yards, Percy Harvin returning a kickoff for a score, and brett Favre to checking off into a running play.
Merry Christmas Viking Fans!!!
SKOL VIKINGS!
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
12/23/2009
On The Tenth Day Of Christmas
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| Thunder Cat Newman Trimming The Tree |
On the tenth day of Christmas,
The Grassy Knoll sent to me,
Thunder tangled in trimmings.
You all know my cat Thunder, the 4.5 pound cat that loves water, the sweeper, and my computer desk. She also loves helping me trim the Christmas tree. Here she is helping me untangle the silver tinsel.
Merry Christmas!
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
12/20/2009
On The Seventh Day Of Christmas
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| 14 Deadly Sins |
On the seventh day of Christmas,
The Grassy Knoll sent to me,
Seven new deadly sins...
Vatican City, Rome:
Pope Benedict XVI announced today the Catholic Church, after 1500 years, has revised its list of the 7 deadly sins and added 7 new "Modern" sins. The Pope felt that with the globalization of religion, a new focus on the evils of society had to be addressed. The original seven deadly sins of Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Anger, Greed, and Sloth just couldn't cover the complex society humanity has evolved into.
Pope Benedict XVI released his updated list of 7 new activities considered to be deadly, or mortal sins and wants all Catholics to incorporate the list into their lives and teach their children so that future generations will become more spiritual and Godlike.
The Modern Seven deadly Sins are as follows:
1. Yanni: Any musician that irritates an audience to the level of hostile intentions.
2. Speidi: To overexpose oneself to the level of vomitus claiming self-importance. (See Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag)
3. Lip Sync Ashley: Thou shall not charge huge amounts of money for a concert or event and Lip Sync to the audience.
4. Too Dutch: To hate for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
5. A Gosselin: Allowing parents to exploit their children for profit or fame by forcing them on reality shows. (See Jon And Kate Plus 8 and Balloon Boy Dad)
6. Kanyeism: To interrupt award ceremonies, weddings, other events with intent to blather on how the winner is not deserving of said accomplishment.
7. Bushing: To run the world economy into a recessionary state all for the good of one man or company.
Merry Christmas!
The Grassy Knoll sent to me,
Seven new deadly sins...
Vatican City, Rome:
Pope Benedict XVI announced today the Catholic Church, after 1500 years, has revised its list of the 7 deadly sins and added 7 new "Modern" sins. The Pope felt that with the globalization of religion, a new focus on the evils of society had to be addressed. The original seven deadly sins of Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Anger, Greed, and Sloth just couldn't cover the complex society humanity has evolved into.
The Modern Seven deadly Sins are as follows:
1. Yanni: Any musician that irritates an audience to the level of hostile intentions.
2. Speidi: To overexpose oneself to the level of vomitus claiming self-importance. (See Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag)
3. Lip Sync Ashley: Thou shall not charge huge amounts of money for a concert or event and Lip Sync to the audience.
4. Too Dutch: To hate for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
5. A Gosselin: Allowing parents to exploit their children for profit or fame by forcing them on reality shows. (See Jon And Kate Plus 8 and Balloon Boy Dad)
6. Kanyeism: To interrupt award ceremonies, weddings, other events with intent to blather on how the winner is not deserving of said accomplishment.
7. Bushing: To run the world economy into a recessionary state all for the good of one man or company.
Merry Christmas!
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
12/14/2009
On The First Day Of Christmas
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| I Present The Leg Lamp - A Major Award |
To kick off the Christmas Holiday season, I thought I would sing the Twelve Days Of Christmas for everyone. However, Patty informed me of the International ban from 35 countries preventing me from singing.
But its Christmas, so damn the torpedoes. Here goes...
On the first day of Christmas,
The Grassy Knoll sent to me,
A leg lamp in the window.
Oh yea, can you spot the LOTGK logo.
Hint, its not on the Italian lamp.
But its Christmas, so damn the torpedoes. Here goes...
On the first day of Christmas,
The Grassy Knoll sent to me,
A leg lamp in the window.
Oh yea, can you spot the LOTGK logo.
Hint, its not on the Italian lamp.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
12/02/2009
Lost Update - Island Of Misfit Toys
Lost Update – Prelude To Season Six – 12/25/2009
It’s Christmas day and instead of dreaming of sugar plums dancing in my head, I’m thinking about season six of ABC Lost. In particularly, how similar Lost is to the 1964 animated Christmas special, Rudolph The Red nosed Reindeer, but more exact, to the Island Of Misfit Toys.
Let me explain…..
Misfit Island
Lost takes place on a mysterious island inhabited by outlandish people where everyone on the island seems to be an outsider, one that doesn’t fit in well within society. Misfit Island is a mysterious secluded island home to misfit toys, toys that just don’t seem to fit in to society.
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Bumbles Bounce
The Lost island is inhabited by a ferocious monster that pops up and terrorizes the inhabitants. They call it the Smoke Monster. There are secrets that certain people know about the monster and are somehow able to control it. Misfit island also has a ferocious monster. They call it The Bumble. And Yukon Cornelius knows that Bumbles bounce and knows how to control it. They ain’t nothing without their choppers.
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Guns On Lost
On Lost, there are plenty of guns on the island. Sawyer has a suitcase of guns. Kate has guns. Jack has guns. The others have guns. The other others have guns. On Misfit island, one of the toys is a gun. A significance that a gun played a prominent character on Misfit island.
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Boat That Don't Float
On the Lost island, there was a freighter that brought the evil others to the island. The boat sank. Also, John Locke sunk the submarine stationed on the island. Desmond’s boat ran aground on the island. All the boats seem to sink on the Lost island. Misfit island also has a boat, and guess what, it doesn’t float either. Coincidence? I think not!
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Misfit Campfire
On Lost, the central point was the camp the castaways gathered around. From the pilot episode when the castaways were around the camp fire and the smoke monster made it’s first appearance, to the others cabins community. Misfit island also had a camp fire site that was the focal point.
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King Moonraiser
Moving on, the Lost island has a mysterious powerful entity that runs the lives of the castaways and the others. People call him Jacob, who lives in the old Egyptian style ruins. on Misfit island, the broken toys are governed by King Moonraiser, a mysterious flying lion that lives in a castle that looks very similar to an Egyptian palace.
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Misfit Castle
This is King Moonraiser and the throne he sits on governing over all the misfit toys. He goes out searching the world every night and brings back toys that have been abandoned and not loved anymore. On Lost, Jacob has also visited people and apparently brought them back to the island. All the people on the island seem to be broken and unloved.
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Dr. Jack Sheppard
Meet Herbie, misfit, dentist. He moonlights making toys in Christmas town. The head elf is always on his case telling him how inadequate he is and that he is not up to standard with all the other elves. On Lost, Herbie is Jack Sheppard. The surgeon is in his fathers domineering shadow. Somehow Jack doesn’t fit in and wants to start fresh.
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Christian Sheppard
Although he doesn’t look anything like Christian Sheppard, the head elf of Christmas town is a lot like him. One can only speculate if the head elf liked to tip a few back during work hours, but we do know he had a change of heart towards Herbie and even opened up to him, just like Christian did with Jack.
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Sawyer - James
On Lost Sawyer is the bad boy and the comic relief of the show. Everyone calls him Sawyer but his real name is James. On Misfit island, Charlie, the “Charlie In The Box” was mistaken for a jack In the Box. Just his mere physical appearance makes him the comic relief.
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Kate Austin
On Lost, Kate is a woman being brought back to justice in handcuffs. She alienated herself from everyone in her life. No one loved her anymore. Misfit island has Dollie, who looks a lot like Kate, and all she wants to be is loved again.
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Hurley
On lost, Hurley, an over weight luckiest unluckiest person on the planet just wanted to get away and have a simple existence. I’m just saying that the pink elephant reminds me of Hurley. A lot!
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Yukon
Misfit island has Yukon Cornelius, prospector, miner, authority figure, and controller of the Bumble. No one knows how he go there but he seems to know the lay of the land. On Lost, John Locke knows how to control the smoke monster, knows the way of the Lost island, and is an authority figure on the island.
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Lost Season Six
So there it is. ABC Lost is about a group of misfits stranded on a deserted island where supernatural things occur. Each character just wants to be loved again and have a normal life. Misfit island is a place inhabited by broken unloved toys governed by a supernatural flying lion. all the toys want is to get off the island and be loved again.
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Merry Christmas Lost Fans.
LURKING, NOT REALLY LOST, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Responses to “Lost Update – Island Of Misfit Toys”
- December 27, 2009 at 1:56 am e
Lost Forever said
Your lost site never ceases to amaze me. You took a 1960s cartoon and turned it into a lost parody. And what amazes me is that its believeable. LOL. One year of Lost left, 16 episodes. Cant wait for the end.-
December 27, 2009 at 9:01 pm eA smidgen of truth always makes the tale more believable.Also, I just watched the Star Trek 11 DVD last night, and in the added bonus features, J.J. Abrams offered up that Rod serling’s Twilight Zone was his favorite television show growing up.So perhaps I am correct when i say that Lost is based on the Zone. We shall see.
- January 15, 2010 at 4:01 am e
N.Y. Nick said
LOTGK- i thought i told you before, i might be remembering a post i made somewhere else, but you are correct about your “Twilight Zone” theory! I still give you the credit you deserve for being able to see the parrallels on your own, and articulate them on many levels. Not only did you make comparisons of “Lost” to the overall concept of “Twilight Zone” as a whole series, you broke down different episodes and how the detals of that particular episode connected to “Lost” , wether the connection was which characters represent which characters on lost, or a certian phenomenom in a episode will compare whats happening on “Lost”. You also compare particular “Twilight Zone” episodes to the overall concept of “Lost” as a whole series.With that said, from the very begining it was a show meant to be “Twilight Zone” meets “Survivor”! JJ Abrahms, Damon Lindeloff, Carlton Cuse, and many more writers/producers never kept that a secret from square one. The people who bring us “Lost” are extremely well read and intelligent intelectuals who got ideas for “Lost” from many differnt books, movies, mythology etc… Anytime you see a book or a reference to pop culture there is a reason. Even though they got ideas from many sources, the main concept of “Lost” is from “Twilight Zone”I want to read all the books that are seen or talked about in “Lost”. They show them for a reason!-
January 16, 2010 at 9:43 pm eMy very first Lost update mentions a Twilight Zone feel for the show, way before any websites and blogs popped up with every theory under the sun.
I still stand by my theory. We’ll know in May.
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December 27, 2009 at 9:01 pm e
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December 27, 2009 at 3:47 pm eHope you had a Happy Christmas!
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December 27, 2009 at 9:03 pm eYes we did, thank you.
I hope you did as well and hope for the new year to bring you joy, happiness, health, and twice as many comments as 2009.
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- December 28, 2009 at 9:28 am e
Max Jackl said
Whats going to happen if you turn out to be correct.
When worlds collide.-
December 29, 2009 at 9:28 pm eWhat do you mean, “IF!”
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- January 4, 2010 at 10:42 am e
Flip Across said
This is genius. Hilarious. Insightful. Thanks. Happy holidays to you as well misfit island toys.-
January 5, 2010 at 8:29 am eHappy New Year!
Thank you.
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- January 4, 2010 at 11:43 pm e
Dee said
CANT WAIT 4 LOST AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
January 5, 2010 at 8:40 am eLess than a month away. Less than a month away.
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Becky M said
I just love this show. Rudolph, not Lost. The bumble is so cute without his teeth. I have the stuff doll of him. - January 8, 2010 at 9:26 am e
Anti-Christ said
You got it all wrong. Misfit Island is not associated at all with Lost. Its a picture of Purgatory, where all people stop on their journey to either heaven or Hell. Rudolph is a bitch.-
January 8, 2010 at 8:11 pm eWell, some theories claim the Lost castaways are in purgatory so I was spot on.
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Jones Bones said
Man, you are way out in left field. Funny though but weird funny.-
February 3, 2010 at 10:49 pm eI;ll take that as a compliment.
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February 3, 2010 at 10:49 pm e
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