A Major Award The Old Man Can Really Use

More Than A Whiff Of  Ozone

Finally, a gift Ralphie boys old man could appreciate and use year round.
It’s a new and improved (And anatomically correct) leg lamp. Now that’s electric sex in the window.

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   Gumby said

   December 28, 2012 at 1:05 pm e
   Merry Christmas Pat and happy new year my friend. Waiting for your 2013 predictions. I predict there will be one about Lindsay Lohan. Am I right?
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     LOTGK said

     January 1, 2013 at 11:42 am e
     Merry Christmas. And yes, I do believe a Lohan prediction is in there somewhere.
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   Max Jackl said

   December 28, 2012 at 4:23 pm e
   Here’s what I want to know, does the new “Lamp” vibrate? lol
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     LOTGK said

     January 1, 2013 at 11:43 am e
     It’s an option.:D
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On The First Day Of Christmas

I Present The Leg Lamp - A Major Award

To kick off the Christmas Holiday season, I thought I would sing the Twelve Days Of Christmas for everyone. However, Patty informed me of the International ban from 35 countries preventing me from singing.

But its Christmas, so damn the torpedoes. Here goes...

On the first day of Christmas,
The Grassy Knoll sent to me,
A leg lamp in the window.

Oh yea, can you spot the LOTGK logo.
Hint, its not on the Italian lamp.

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Christmas In July Leg Lamp

Christmas In July

At the March Las Vegas ASD show, I happened upon a booth selling the infamous "Leg Lamp," from the classic movie, A Christmas Story. I had to have the Leg lamp. After a small negotiation, I bought two of them, one the full sized one pictured here and a 24 inch lamp that is in my office.

The Leg Lamp pictured is 40 inches tall, and to my knowledge, is an exact replica of the one featured in the movie right down to the fishnet stockings, fancy strings hanging from the shade, and I believe I detected just a whiff of ozone when I plugged it into the wall outlet.

It was Electric Sex at it's finest. And yes, it will be displayed in our upstairs window at Christmas.

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