Colonel Sanders, Kentucky Fried Chicken founder and icon of the fast food restaurant, dead for over 20 years, was photographed today shaking George Clooney's hand during a red carpet Hollywood event.
Apparently Sanders faked his death and has been living large in the great state of Montana with Jim Morrison, Elvis, and D.B. Cooper.
Rumor was that Elvis paid a kings ransom to fake Sanders death because he couldn't live without the secret recipe fried chicken dinners.
Did Clloney lick his fingers when he was done?
ReplyDeleteAnd you forget about princess Diana, she's hangin with the trio.
leave it to TMZ to capture this photo. I'm sure if you look closely, Britney has to be in there somewhere.
ReplyDeleteUmm, at least there were birds, breasts, thighs, and wings present. But they were all covered ya'll.
ReplyDeleteRonald McDonald and the "King" are worried. How can they compete with a zombie back from the dead cooking chicken.
ReplyDeleteLmao! The Colonel looks good for being dead.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's Maybelline!
ReplyDeleteask me sometime about my x-rated colonel sanders encounter...
ReplyDeleteOK, I'm asking...
ReplyDeleteOk...when I was a teenager in Las Vegas, I worked at a Kentucky Fried Chicken. My roommate worked at a Kentucky Beef. There was a Kentucky Fried Chicken Management Conference in town. So...here's my roommate at work & who walks in but the Colonel himself, followed by about a dozen guys in suits. ( I was there too eating my free food courtesy of the roommate ).
ReplyDeleteThe Colonel would do periodic spot checks of all the KFC restaurants completely unannounced.
The place was full of customers. The Colonel went behind the counter, grabbed a plastic fork, opened to cooler & took out a container of coleslaw.
He opened it, put the fork in and took a bite.
The look on his face was of sheer disgust & suddenly he goes completely nuts !!!!!!
" I want to KNOW WHO made this F*CKING GODDAMNED F*CKING coleslaw. This is the worst F*UCKING S*IT I have EVER F*CKING tasted in my entire F*CKING life ! "
He went on cursing up a storm & yelling for about 5 minutes.
We were trying NOT to laugh because none of us wanted to get fired with the symbol of the company literally in front of us. The CUSTOMERS went absolutely ape*hit as here's kindly old Colonel Sanders swearing up a storm and the guys in the suits were turning shades of all colors as they saw the Colonel go crazy.
After the Colonel & the suits ushered him out & left and the place emptied out, we had to close the Kentucky Beef store for about a half an hour because nobody could concentrate on anything but laughing our asses off. Every time we would look at each other, we'd start cracking up.
It was the talk of the whole company unofficially how the Colonel went cuckoo for cocoa puffs...this was around 1969-1970.
god, I wish videos had been around then. I could never look at the colonel with a straight face after that.
falkie
by the by, I cooked chicken at KFC for 2 years. I don't know what all the spices were in the secret herbs and spices. I do know it starts with flour, salt & pepper but that's all...
ReplyDeleteKentucky Beef?
ReplyDeleteThere was a Kentucky Beef?
What did they sell?