Showing posts with label sexy women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexy women. Show all posts

10/13/2011

Most Popular Trick Or Treat House to Visit


Way back when about forty years or so when I was a young lad, the neighborhood kids knew all the best houses to go to for trick or treating. Some houses would give out crappy candy or worse, red apples. We would pass these houses by to save time and not slow us down collecting free candy. Some houses however, well, they passed premium candy bars. Sometimes they would give you two pieces of candy.

Flash forward 40 plus years to present time. The kids still know where to go to get the best loot. For this Halloween, Candy and Trixie's house will certainly be the most visited house for tricks and treats.

Happy Halloween
LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

3/14/2011

Naughty Catholic School Girl Logo Hunt

Sexy Irish Redhead School Girl
Sexy Irish Redhead School Girl
How does the Catholic church get away with charging so much for a Catholic education?
1) Sexy Irish Catholic Redhead school girl.
2) The sexy Catholic short school uniform.
3) Red patent leather shoes really do reflect up.
4) Erin Goes Braless.
5) Students are frequently in the kneeling position.

Sidenote: If you are looking at the photo above, my logo is hidden somewhere in there.


 

LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

7/16/2010

Giant Alien Tongue Licking

Giant Alien Woman Slipping The Tongue To  Lucky Guy
Giant Alien Woman Slipping The Tongue To  Lucky Guy
In an attempt to break the resistance of the male population, sexy Giant Alien women have got their freak on. In the past several weeks, these sexy women approach enlisted men in the war against giant aliens and French kiss them to sway their fortitude.

Unfortunately, this new tactic is working extremely well as many a good men have already succumbed to this sensual interrogation.

In brighter news, enlistment has tripled in the fight against giant aliens.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL


3/17/2008

St. Patricks Day Sexy Irish Waitress 2008

Sexy Irish Barmaids On St. Patricks Day
Irish Barmaids
Happy St. Patrick's Day 2008 from all the rocket scientists at the Grassy Knoll Institute.

Please be careful and assign a designated driver tonight.


Happy St. Patrick's Day!


LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

12/13/2007

The Women of Star Trek

Sexy Women Of Star Trek
Sexy Women Of Star Trek
Star Trek, a science fiction cult phenomenon TV show created by Gene Roddenberry first aired in 1966 which spawned many blockbuster movies and spin-off TV series since. From Star Trek, to The Next Generation, to Deep Space 9, to Voyager, to finally back to Enterprise, a sort of prequel to where it all began.

Along with the Earthlings of the future battling aliens and solving the problems of the Universe, there was always one constant on Star Trek. Thats right. Women. Beautiful women. This is a tribute to the beautiful women with lead roles in all the series.

Star trek Nurse Chapel
Nurse Chapel
Nurse Chapel. Original series. Gene Roddenberry's wife, Nurse Chapel had the hots for Spock, the half human, half vulcan Commander. She had her chance a few times with Spock, but never quite brought the romance to fruition. She also had a recurring role on TNG as a betazoid queen and was also the voice of the computer in all following series.


Star Trek Lt. Uhura
Lt. Uhura
Lt. Uhura, Communications officer. Original series. Uhura made Television history with Captain Kirk with the first interracial kiss as both were being controlled by aliens with telpathic powers. No one messed with Uhura, she would lull you off guard with her singing and then cut you up with her knives.



Star Trek Yeoman Rand
Yeoman Rand
Yeoman Rand. Original series. Captain Kirk's sexy blonde eye candy. Yeoman Rand was put into several dire situations. Her most famous episode was when the crew contracted a deadly aging disease and she had to cope with Kirk aging rapidly and finding out that the disease had infected her as well.




Star Trek Dr. Beverly Crusher
Dr. Beverly Crusher
Moving to the spinoff series, The Next Generation, Beverly Crusher, the ships chief medical officer, has a history with Captaqin Picard and several episodes elude to their steamy past. Her son Wesley is apparently the most gifted man in the universe.




Deanna Troi star trek
Deanna Troi
Deanna Troi, half Betazoid, half Human ship counselor. The Next Generation. She used her telepathic powers to aid Captain Picard in alien negotiations and to sense fear and danger. Was romantically linked to Worf, the Klingon warrior, and to Commander Will Riker.



Tasha Yar had sex with Data
Tasha Yar
Tasha Yar. The Next Generation. The tough, blonde, rebel with a past security chief. She was killed off by an alien resembling an oil slick. She later appeared as a cloned Romulan and also in an alter universe episode. And she had sexual relations with Commander Data, the human android.



Major Kira Nerys
Major Kira Nerys
Major Kira Nerys. Deep Space 9. Former member of the Bajoran underground and now Captain Cisco's right hand woman. Romantically linked to Odo, the shape shifting head of security on the space station.




Jadzia Dax star trek
Jadzia Dax
Jadzia Dax. Deep Space 9. Jadzia was a Trill, a species that had a symbiotic relationship with a worm like being. Dax was well over 300 years old, and was transplanted in many hosts, both male and female. She was romantically linked to the stations doctor, Julian.



star trek Ezri Dax
Ezri Dax
Ezri Dax. Deep Space 9. After Jadzia Dax was murdered, the Trill host, or symbiot survived and needed to be transplanted into a Trill host or also face death. Ezri, the young ambitious officer, never wanted to be joined with the Trill, but was the only host. She continued the rest of the series as a very confused, yet sexy Star Fleet officer.





Captain Janeway
Captain Janeway
Captain Janeway. Voyager. Janeway, a seasoned captain is marooned in the Delta quadrant 75 years away from home. Her ship and crew must face terrible challenges alone. Janeway was romantically linked to Chakota, Commander and former leader of a rogue faction called the Marquee.



B'Lanna Torres Voyager star trek
B'Lanna Torres
B'Lanna Torres. Voyager. The half Klingon, half Human chief engineer of Voyager. Also a rebel Marquee fighter, and was romantically linked to both Chakota and ended up marrying Tom Paris, the crack pilot of Voyager.




Kes Voyager
Kes Voyager
Kes. Voyager. Kes was a two year old Okampan alien from the Delta Quadrant. Her life span was 9 years and was romantically linked to the Talaxian Neelix, the holographic doctor, and to Tom Paris. She left the show in grand style saving the crew from the Borg and propelling them 20 years closer to home.



Seven Of Nine sexy borg
Seven Of Nine
Seven Of Nine. Voyager. Seven was assimilated by the Borg as a young girl and was finally freed by the crew of Voyager 20 years later. Even though she carries some remnant Borg hardware on her face and body, Seven emulated sexuality. She was romantically linked to Tom Paris and the holographic doctor.



Hoshi Sato
Hoshi Sato
Hoshi Sato. Enterprise. Hoshi was a skilled linguist and accepted Captain Archers request to become communications officer for the first Warp 5 space ship. Her character never had a chance to develop any personal relationships but the best guess would be Malcolm, Tactical officer.




T'Pol Of Vulcan sexiest vulcan
T'Pol Of Vulcan
T'Pol of Vulcan. Enterprise. T'Pol, the 66 year old Vulcan science officer was forced by the Vulcan high command to help the humans in their quest for space exploration. T'Pol made Star Trek history by having the first nude love scene with Trip, chief engineer.


There you have it. The sexiest women of Star Trek. All 15 of them.


Lurking On The Grassy Knoll

12/11/2007

Tongue Logo Tattoo


The latest craze! Having your tongue tattooed with a corporate logo. Millions of women are flocking to tattoo parlors to have their tongues tattooed with corporate sponsors. Not surprisingly, the Grassy Knoll Institute has a commanding lead in tattoo sponsorship.



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