Day After Saint Patricks Day

The day after St. Patricks Day.
Hope everyone had a fantastic time.
See you all here next March for the 2019 St. Patricks Day festivities.

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Rocky Coast Of Ireland

Ireland's rocky coast.
Irish folklore is full of mystical beings but none are more captivating than the rarely seen Irish Sirens. The sirens song would lure fishermen to the rocks and shipwreck their boats.

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Ireland Fun Facts

Did you happen to know that St. Patrick did not wear the color green while converting the Celtic Pagans to christianity? Seriously, he wore the color blue. In 12 days millions upon millions of people will be celebrating St. Patricks Day wearing green clothing. Just thought I'd enlighten you to this fact.

And oh yea, Saint Patrick Blue is the offical color of Ireland.

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Buns Bikini And Jeep

To kick off the St. Patrick's Day festivities, the Grassy Knoll Institute presents Instagram star, Miss Tina Louise. Naturally, Ms. Louise has donned her St. Patricks Day bikini and of course her Irish Jeep Wrangler. (BTW, click her link for amazing photo's and entertainment)

The Grassy Knoll Institute will reveal sexy red-headed Irish women, sexy green bikini's, some Irish humor, (Humour) Irish myths, Irish folklore, and Irish food in the days leading up to the feast of St. Patrick.

By the time you wake up at 5am on St. Patrick's day to partake in the ritual of consuming green eggs, green ham, and plenty of green beer, you will be stocked with all the Irish heritage knowledge you will need to get you through the day. 

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Happy St Patricks Day 2017

Happy St. Patricks Day 2017 from all of us at the Grassy Knoll Institute. 

Please remember to tip your waitress (And not to take any wooden nickels is not a tip) and be respectful towards these hard working women. After all, they are working while we are enjoying the St. Patricks Day festivities. 

The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a safe and fun filled St. Patrick's Day and hopes all your barmaids look like Shannon tonight.(They will after 2am anyway)

Please use your designated driver when returning home or travelling from pub to pub.

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Saint Patricks Day Sweater Ettiquette

Happy Saint Patricks Day

Now that's how to properly wear a sweater for your St. Patricks Day festivities. Take it from
Laci Kay Somers, an Instagram sensation. Check out her link here LaciKaySomers

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Best Irish Bikini 2017

Winner of the 2017 Grassy Knoll Institute Best Irish Green Bikini is none other than the sensation from down under, Elyse Knowles. Check out Ms. Knowles Instagram page for her amazing modeling shoots and her candid behind the scenes pictures.

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It Rains In Ireland - A Lot - Be Prepared

Be Prepared For Inclement Weather In Ireland

Planning a trip to Ireland. Let the Grassy Knoll Institute offer up a travel tip for you. Ireland has some very unique weather patterns. On any given day the morning may begin with sunshine and warmth but can change in an instant to rain and overcast skies. Be prepared for weather changes.

Visit Megan Thomas at her instagram page for more weather alerts and pictures.

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Use Caution Asking For Irish Directions

Asking For Directions In Ireland.

If you find yourself lost on the Emerald Island be very cautious when approaching the locals and asking them for directions.

Example:

A lost tourist walks up to Pat and politely asks him, "Excuse me sir, what is the quickest way to Dublin?"

Pat stops what he is doing and replies, "Will ye be on foot or in the car?"

The tourist says, "In the car!"

Pat smirks and says, "That be the quickest way!!!"

Happy St. Patricks Day

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How To Properly Speak With An Irish Accent

Don't you just love the Irish and how and they speak. Especially the acent and the way words just roll off their tongue.
Well, the Grassy Knoll Institute has devised a lesson to teach anyone how to speak in an Irish accent.

It is very simple, just follow the steps below. Begin with saying the four words below with a slight pause between each word. This will allow your brain to adjust the signals it will send to your tongue. After repeating the four words twice, you can now pick up your pace saying the words faster and faster. You will be speaking with an Irish accent in no time at all.

Whale

Oil

Beef

Hooked

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With Great Boobs Comes Great Responsibility

Abigail Ratchford

So Gumby emails me about a dream he had the other night and requests that I post his dream sequence and for me to interpret just what the dream sequence meant.

In Gumby's dream he found himself in Chicago on St. Patricks Day. Apparently Gumby is a well respected photographer and was hired to do a photo shoot of famous personalities on the social media platform InstaGram. As Gumby is setting up his lighting and camera equipment in walks Abigail Ratchford and introduces herself to Gumby. Abigail strips down to her first clothing change and steps in front of the camera.

Anyway, the dream did not go any farther as Gumby woke up.

My interpretation o this dream is simple. With great boobs comes great responsibility.

You can find out more information and view Abigail Ratchfords Instagram Page Here

Happy St. Patricks Day!

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Zombie Apocalypse Begins Today

The Zombie Apocalypse Begins Today!
It has been established that persons who have recently become inebriated  have become the life of the party and committing acts of fornication.

A widespread investigation of bars, taverns, pubs, and popular social clubs has concluded that the inebriated party goers have been reappearing and seeking human companionship. It's hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact.

Happy St. Patricks Day Barbara!

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McWhiskey - Irish Humor

An Irishman walks into a McDonalds fast food restaurant and goes to order at the counter.

The McDonalds employee greets him and asks, "May I take your order please?"

The Irishman says, "A whiskey please."

The McDonalds counter employee replies, "I am sorry sir, but this is a McDonalds!"

The Irishman ponders for a moment and replies back, "Okay, then may I have a McWhiskey please?"

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Happy Saint Patricks Day 2016

Jessa Hinton 

Happy St. Patricks Day!

Tell me Jessa Hinton is not the spittin image of the St. Patricks Day Icon. It appears as if she were the model for the icon.

Anyway, please be safe today and drink responsibly.

You can find more of Jessa Hinton at Jessa Hinton Instagram

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Upscale Irish Pub Restroom

You know you are in a upscale Irish Pub when the restrooms have head rests.

St. Patricks Day Tip: Do not eat the big white mints at the bottom of the urinal.

Happy St. Patricks Day!

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Rub For Luck On Saint Patricks Day

Like Rubbing The Buddha

If ye be feelin frisky and full of the whiskey, have a go and follow the above instructions. May the luck of the Irish be with you. (You are going to need it!)

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Irish Yoga Training

Irish Yoga

To get into drinking shape for the upcoming St. Patricks Day holiday, the Irish begin a strick exercise regiment of yoga to maintain flexibilty and agility during the drinkinh hours of St. patricks day.

Don't wind up like the trio above. Start drinking training today.

Happy St. Patricks Day!

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Irish Parents

A sure fire way to know you were brought up by Irish parents:

Listen closely. At the start of any crisis, no matter what the crisis level, big or small, the first thing your Mom or Dad will utter is, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph," while making the sign of the cross.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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The Irish Are Famous For Their Humor

Temple Bar- Dublin Ireland

The Irish are famous for their quick wit and humor. It is one of our many endearing traits. Every St. Patrick's Day there will be thousands upon thousands of Irish jokes and anedotes about us. However, you will never hear a joke about the Irish beginning with, "So this Irishman walks out of a bar...."

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Talented Irish Bartender On St. Patricks Day

Sexy Irish Barmaid

Shannon is our Irish barmaid for this evening. Shannon is a highly skilled  bartender able to mix any drink or concoction your heart desires and her presentation is a crowd pleaser.

The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a safe and fun filled St. Patrick's Day and hopes all your barmaids look like Shannon tonight. (They will after 2am anyway)
Please use your designated driver when returning home or travelling from pub to pub.

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