Breast Zombie Makeup

The Halloween Dark Zone Breast Best Zombie Makeup Award goes to Seatbelt Susie. The makeup is spot on. From the red colored eyes, to the dark dead eye shadow, to the amazing artistry and makeup on her mouth to off course her breasts. The whole team wins.

Halloween Tip: Always wear your seatbelt, even if you are on a short journey. It may just save your life. Even during the Zombie Apocalypse.

Folks, Seatbelt Susie was not wearing her seatbelt. Perhaps that is how she became a zombie.

Happy Halloween

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I See Dead People - And Boobs

Happy Sexy Halloween 2013

It's October and that means not only have the tree leaves fallen and changed colors but also that Halloween is right around the corner. For 2013 the Halloween Dark Zone has plenty of tricks and treats for you this October. 

We are chock full of some very sexy Halloween sirens, outlandish adult Halloween costumes, real ghost stories, wild video from Halloween conventions, demons from Hell, big ripe Halloween melons, haunted house tips, urban legends, and our own special blend of all things Halloween. Check back daily as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.

Halloween Fact #1: The Miley Cyrus Twerking costume will be the #1 Halloween costume this year followed closely by a sober Lindsay Lohan and her tag-Along mother combo.

Happy Halloween

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Best Melons Winner 2011 - Bumble Bee

Bee-autiful Melons

This 2011 Melons harvest workers were buzzing around like worker bee's to bring you the best and ripest melons you have ever had the pleasure to see. As with all contests, there must be a winner and our beautiful Queen Bee is this years Best Halloween Melons. Congratulations to all the contestants and their lovely melons.

Happy Halloween

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Halloween Costume Contest #7 - Hidden Zombie

Have You Seen My Zombie!!!

A very cheap and easy Halloween costume that will guarantee you to be the talk of the holiday party. Let your friends read your T-Shirt and then flash them pulling your shirt up revealing your zombie side. (And more importantly, your ample melons) A crowd pleaser for sure for this Halloween party.

Happy Halloween

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Best Melons Contestant #3 - Carmen Electra

Helpful tips from the Dark Zone Curator: If you find yourself in a scary movie and you find yourself wearing a bikini, and you are a hot chick, under no circumstances should you run out of the house. Take it from professional Goddess and actress Carmen Electra. You don't want to be that girl in a horror movie.

Carmen Electra may be famous for her "Booty Shake" but her melons are most impressive.

Happy Halloween

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Naked Thought Screen Helmet Leaders

Thought Screen Helnet Leaders

This exclusive never before seen photograpg of the alleged leaders of the evil race of aliens controlling the a vast majority of the Earth's population. The photo was taken in Elkhart, Indiana, just outside the property line of the Winnebago plant that President Obama toured just months ago. It would appear that these evil space aliens have set up a base in an abandoned home in the suburbs.

The aliens skin appears to have a shiny silvery metallic surface. Both are wearing some sort of protective face shield speculated by the Grassy Knoll Institute scientists to perhaps amplify their telepathic energy enabling to better hone in on the local population of abductee's. We can also assume that the weather was a bit nippy that morning.

WARNING!

Keep wearing your velostat thought screen helmets to stop alien abductions.

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Lena Headey - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Game Of Thrones Queen And Terminator Sarah Conners

Lena Headey, 36 year old sex goddess, lead star of the recently canceled Terminator series, The Sarah Conner Chronicles is this months Sci-Fi Sexy Siren. Not only did she play the sexy and tough Sarah Conner in tight jeans, she also starred in the movie, 300, playing the sexy queen gorgo, plus roles in The brothers Grimm, The Cave, Merlin, and The Devils Advocate.

Addendum: Lena's biggest role to date is Queen Cersei Lannister from the HBO Mega-Monster series Game Of Thrones.

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Puffy Clouds Logo

Some people see animals in cloud formations. Some see planes, trains, and automobiles. And some see the LOTGK logo. What do you see?

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Summer Glau - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Summer Glau Sexy Terminator In Tight Jeans

Summer Glau - Sexy Terminator In Tight Jeans

Summer Glau plays Cameron, the deadly killing Terminator machine sent from the future to protect John Conner in what will become the final battle of humankind. If that isn't enough, Summer was also in the Sci-Fi series, The 4400, playing Tess Doerner. She also played River in the movie Sci-Fi movie Serenity, reprised her role as River in the TV series Firefly, and guest starred on an episode of Angel.

Check out The Sarah Conner Chronicles on FOX Friday's at 8pm and enjoy the photo's below.

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Happy St. Patricks Day 2009

Sexy Red Headed Girl From Ireland

May all the pubs ye visit tonight be filled with friends and family. Slainte! Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Grassy Knoll Institute.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Eva Mendes - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Eva Mendez  Sexy Siren In Ghost Rider

Eva Mendes - Smokin Hot Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Seriously, I never realized how many movies Eva Mendes has been in. Of course, she stars in the just released movie, "The Spirit," a sort of Sin City sequel. That alone makes Eva eligible to be the first Sci-Fi Sexy Siren for the new year, but she has starred in plenty more horror and science fiction movies.

*Eva also played the love interest of motorcyclist Johnny Blaze in Ghost Rider, who sold his soul to become the best rider in the world.
*She was also in Urban Legend, a horror flick where the local college folks get murdered.
*She played Hanna in Mortal Kombat: Conquest, a science fiction thriller.
*And Eva Mendes was in Children Of The Corn V, Fields Of Terror.

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Amanda Tapping - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Amanda Tapping Stargate Colonel And Sanctuary Curator

Amanda Tapping - Sexy Woman In Uniform

Amanda Tapping, born in 1965 makes her 43 years sexy. (Notice how fast I was with the math) Tapping is best known for playing Colonel Samantha Carter in the Sci-Fi television series Stargate SG-1. In the series, Tapping played the role of a covert military operative traveling to other solar systems to battle alien enemies of Earth. Mostly, her wardrobe consisted of military fatigues. But sometimes, during sweeps weeks, she was dressed to thrill.

This October, Tapping unveils another Sci-Fi series, Sanctury, which was a webisode series in 2007. She brings it to the SciFi channel October 3rd. She plays Dr. Helen Magnus who battles villains with super powers.

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Mirror Image Logo

Yes, Yes, I Know, Shameless Promotion Once Again

The Grassy Knoll Institute will resume it's normal cutting edge investigative reporting tomorrow.

Until then, enjoy the reversed LOTGK logo hidden somewhere in the photo of the woman in lingerie with big boobs.

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Anna Faris - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Anna Faris Scary Movie Scream Queen

Anna Faris - Sexy Ex House Bunny

Anna Faris became famous for her portrayal of a Neve Campbell Scream Queen wannabe in the spoof "Scary Movie." The movie was a hit and three more followed with Anna playing her role as the awkward but lovable Cindy Campbell. That alone is enough to get her listed on the Sirens page but there's more. Anna also starred in another comedy Sci-Fi movie, "My Super Ex-Girlfriend."

Anna is also starring in a new movie role as an ex Playboy bunny booted out of the Playboy mansion. We believe it will be a hit movie. Below are the sexy photo's of Anna.

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Sunset Tan Olly Girls Logo

Trust me, the LOTGK logo is there

The Olly girls (Holly and Molly Olly) are fighting to get their jobs back on Sunset Tan, a reality TV program involving beautiful women working at a tanning salon. A couple of strategic tattoos around the nether region couldn't hurt right. Let's face it, they are the stars of the reality show, and this is one clever ploy to boost ratings higher than their implants.

God Bless America!

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Gillian Anderson - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Gillian Anderson X Files FBI Agent Dana Scully

Gillian Anderson - FBI Agent Dana Scully

Brings the "X" back to Sci-Fi movie, X-Files.
Gillian Anderson portrayed FBI agent Dana Scully, a sexy crime solving alien fighting super hot red headed sexy siren. For 10 years, fans waited for Scully and Mulder to do the wild thing. Finally, Fox And Dana got horizontal and the show promptly ended. The proverbial "Jumping of the shark syndrome."

Alas, all is not lost. A new X-Files movie is set to be released this Friday, July 25th, at a theater near you with Anderson reprising her role as Agent Dana Scully.

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Blond Ambition Logo

Please have a look at the above picture. I have hidden the LOTGK logo somewhere in the photo. Only highly trained picture glyph specialists will be able to spot it.

Take your time. Study the picture. Get up close and personal with it. Stare at the photo. Ask yourself questions like, "Does this model work at Hooters?" and "Where did she get her piercings?" and "Why the orange hat?" Perhaps these questions will help you find the hidden logo.

Good luck!

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Shannon Elizabeth - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Shannon Elizabeth - Dancing With The Stars Leggy Contestant

Shannon Elizabeth, veteran of dozens of movies and presently competing in the television program, Dancing With The Stars, is best known for playing Nadia, the foreign exchange bombshell in the movie American Pie. Shannon's nude bedroom scene rivals Phoebe Cates red bikini from Fast Times At Ridgemont High swimming pool fantasy scene.

Shannon makes the Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens page for her roles in the movies:
Cursed, a modern day werewolf flick.
The Twilight Zone, the 2002 series, Dream Lover.
Thirteen Ghosts, a horror flick that raises more than just the dead.
And of course, as Buffy Gilmore in the horror movie, Scary movie, a spoof of Sci-Fi and horror movies.

Enjoy her beauty and vote for her on Dancing With The Stars.

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Bai Ling - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Bai Ling Star Wars Princess 

Bai Ling claims she is from the Moon and with a body like hers, who really cares. Bai Ling is best known for her nipple slip photo shoots but she achieves Sci-Fi Sexy Siren status for appearing in Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith as a princess. Also appeared in ABC's hit series Lost, Jake 2.0, The Breed, Wild, Wild, West, The Crow, and several other science fiction movies and TV shows. No nip slips here but still enjoy the beauty of Bai Ling.

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Gemma Massey - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Gemma Massey Halloween Trade show Model And Glamour Model

Gemma Massey hails from across the pond and is fast becoming an international fashion and print model. Gemma also works a variety of trade shows as a spokes model in the states including the National Halloween show in Chicago this year. This show allows Gemma to be featured on the Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens sections. Gemma can be found at her
Twitter Account Here. Click the thumb nails below for the larger version.
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