Showing posts with label trick or treat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label trick or treat. Show all posts

10/26/2013

Proper Trick Or Treat Etiquette

Proper Trick Or Treat Etiquette
Proper Trick Or Treat Etiquette
I was an 8 year old kid in the golden age of Halloween (Circa 1968) when trick or treating kids made off with quite a haul of candy. It was a time when the candy bars were full size. (They would now be considered jumbo size in today's standards)
A time when almost every single house in the neighborhood had their porch lights on passing out candy to the kids.
A time when kids had to go home with their Halloween bags so full just to reload and go hit more streets and houses for candy.
A time when trick or treating hours were 6pm to 10pm. (Totally unheard of in this day and age)
A time when parents would release their children into the cool night air and rarely would you see adults patrolling the sidewalks of each street block.
A time when later that evening when glowing pumpkins were snatched from front porches and smashed in the streets.
A time when toilet paper decorated neighbors tree's. (Sometimes the one's who had the audacity to actually hand out apples)
And a time when children and parents who passed out the candy adhered to the proper trick or treating etiquette.

Just what is the proper Halloween trick or treat etiquette? It was very simple. Young kids, 13 years old and younger, dressed in an actual Halloween costume, would approach a house with the porch light on. The owners of the house would be in the ready to pass out candy. When the kid came up on the porch he or she would scream out, "TRICK OR TREAT!" At this point, the adults would pass out the loot to the kids. And on to the next house.

Modern Day Trick Or Treat Etiquette
Modern Day Trick Or Treat Etiquette
In the modern time of Halloween (3rd Millennium and beyond) the negotiating of trick or treating has become a lost art.

Today, kids barely get enough candy to set off a diabetic coma.
Today, candy bars are mini, smaller than bite size.
Today, almost every single house in the neighborhood have their porch lights off not passing out candy to the kids.
Today, kids equipped with a small bag of plastic pumpkin can go the entire evening and never have to go home and reload.
Today, trick or treating hours if they are lucky are 5pm to 7pm.
Today, parents patrol the streets keeping an eye on their children every step of the way.
Today, we have to throw our pumpkins in the trash as the kids now lost the art of pumpkin smashing.
Today, toilet paper decorated neighbors tree's is a very rare occurrence.

Today, the proper Halloween trick or treat etiquette is right out the window. Kids, and I use that word lightly, some are college age begging for candy. Many kids don't wear Halloween costumes anymore. Many kids walk up the driveway, stop, and stare at you. They don't open their bag, say trick or treat, not a single sound. They just stare at you. I play along asking them why they are here. They don't have an answer. The parents don't even help the kids out. I make the kids wait until they say something.

And sometimes, adults want candy. They walk up the drive and ask what I got for candy. I tell them to go to the store.

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/30/2012

Trick Or Treat Psycho Style


*Sound Effect: Door knocking*
Children At Door: "Trick or treat. Smell my feet. Give us something good to eat!"
Voice Behind Door: "Mother, children are at our door again? What should I do?"
Female Voice Behind Door: "I'm in the shower. Answer the door and smile at them Norman. Invite them in for some candy."
That puts a smile on Norman's face every time.

Happy Halloween



LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/26/2012

Vampire Invitation To All Night Drinking Party


Debra Ann Woll who plays sexy teenage vampire Jessica Hamby in the wildly popular HBO network series True Blood would like to invite you to an all night drinking party. It's Friday night, it's October, Jessica and her sexy college friends are primed for fun. Trick or treat.
Line forms on the left.

Happy Halloween


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/22/2012

Halloween Houses Not To Trick Or Treat At

Halloween Tips - You Picked The Wrong House
Halloween Tip #2: Attention parents. Before setting your kids loose for Halloween trick or treat next week, make sure you know your neighborhood, especially the neighbors.

Happy Halloween



LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/14/2011

Where Have All The Pumpkin Stealers Gone

Years ago when I was young, there was an art for stealing pumpkins on Halloween night. No pumpkin was safe from our Halloween gang. The bigger and more difficult pumpkins, the more motivated we became to free them from their perch. We would then smash the living daylights out of the pumpkins on the side walks and streets. (It's just how we rolled)

Some pumpkin owners would put up a fairly good fight to keep their pumpkins on their porches by aggressively guarding their property and some owners even pursuing us on foot. (Like they had a chance of running us down)

Alas, today, in my neighborhood, pumpkins are safe from kids stealing them. Last year I did not see one smashed pumpkin on the side walk or street. (What the Hell is wrong with kids these days!)


Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/13/2011

Most Popular Trick Or Treat House to Visit


Way back when about forty years or so when I was a young lad, the neighborhood kids knew all the best houses to go to for trick or treating. Some houses would give out crappy candy or worse, red apples. We would pass these houses by to save time and not slow us down collecting free candy. Some houses however, well, they passed premium candy bars. Sometimes they would give you two pieces of candy.

Flash forward 40 plus years to present time. The kids still know where to go to get the best loot. For this Halloween, Candy and Trixie's house will certainly be the most visited house for tricks and treats.

Happy Halloween
LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL