Breakfast On St. Patricks Day

Green Pancakes For St. Patricks Day

To kick off the St. Patrick's Day festivities, the Grassy Knoll Institute presents a hot stack of buttermilk pancakes, dyed green of course.

As usual, the Grassy Knoll Institute will reveal plenty of sexy red-headed women, sexy green bikini's, some Irish humor, (Humour) Irish myths, Irish folklore, and Irish food.

By the time you wake up at 5am on St. Patrick's day to partake in the ritual of consuming green eggs, green ham, and plenty of green beer, you will be stocked with all the Irish heritage knowledge to get you through the day.

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Rainbows End Guinness

Treausre At The End Of An Irish Rainbow

Tis true, at the end of the rainbow lies a priceless treasure.

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Leprechaun Mating Ritual

Leprechaun Mating Rituals Revealed

A little unknown fact about Leprechaun's:
All Leprechauns are males. There are no female Leprechauns.
Certainly doesn't make for a happy little cobbler.
Logically, one has to ask how Leprechauns procreate:
Once a year, a Leprechaun sets out on a sojourn that takes him into the desert of Las Vegas, Nevada. He then uses his gold coins from his pot of gold to seduce young beautiful women enticing them to remove clothing by throwing said coins at her.
Afterward, he slyly invites the smitten woman back to a private room with comfortable chairs. As the Leprechaun sits back in his chair, the smitten girl performs a mating ritual dance for him that brings a happy ending for all.
To increase the Leprechauns odds of procreating, he sometimes adds another female (Usually having to pay double for that type of action)

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Leprechaun Down On His Luck

Leprechaun Down On His Luck

Seamus, of the Limerick Leprechaun clan, down on his luck in the weak world economy. He invested his entire pot of gold buying a stake in the motion picture John Carter knowing how well Disney movies historically do at theaters.

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Getting Pinched On St. Patrick's Day

Getting Pinched On St. Patricks Day

In the United States, wearing green on St. Patrick's day pays tribute to the Emerald Isle, (Ireland) and it’s good people but also so you don’t get pinched. That’s right. Pinched! If you forget or choose not to wear green on St. Patrick’s day, your friends have the right to pinch you for not wearing green. Usually the pinching occurs on the back side but other area's of the body is acceptable as well.

There you have it, the reason for Wearin O The Green.

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Irish Leprechaun Legend

Other End Of The Rainbow

Paddy O'Toole - Leprechaun Extraordinaire
The Irish legend of Leprechaun's and their pot of gold isn't always what it's cracked up to be. As the legend goes, Leprechauns are magical imps who live in the forest. They are expert shoe cobblers and hoard their money in the form of gold coins at the end of the rainbow.
With any legend, sometimes you get the bull, and sometimes you get the horns.

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Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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