If you find yourself lost on the Emerald Island be very cautious when approaching the locals and asking them for directions.
Example:
A lost tourist walks up to Pat and politely asks him, "Excuse me sir, what is the quickest way to Dublin?"
Pat stops what he is doing and replies, "Will ye be on foot or in the car?"
The tourist says, "In the car!"
Pat smirks and says, "That be the quickest way!!!"
Happy St. Patricks Day
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
He was right.
ReplyDeleteIt is hard to argue with that logic.
DeleteI don't ask for directions, I know where I'm going. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd where is that?
DeleteI know exactly where I'm going. To the pub.
ReplyDeleteRemember to tip your waitress.
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