Nixon Covertly Meets With Extraterrestrial

Nixon Covertly Meets Extraterrtrials

As history depicts, Kennedy was gunned down in Dallas, Texas, November 22nd, 1963 in Dealey Plaza. Lee Harvey Oswald was the only suspect and was taken in to custody. Shortly thereafter, Jack Ruby silenced Oswald putting an end to any stream of information. The Warren commission took over and convoluted the facts of the assassination planting the seeds of a conspiracy that has lasted almost 50 years. That is the official record.

For decades the Grassy Knoll Institute has claimed that Richard Nixon was the mastermind behind the plot to assassinate President John F. Kennedy and used Oswald as a Patsy to take the fall. Before today, it was merely speculation, but the Grassy Knoll Institute investigators finally caught a break.

While researching the Richard Nixon Presidential Library, an old black and white photograph was found between the pages of the novel, Camelot. Scribbled on the back of the photograph was a date and place, (October 31st, 1963, Yorba Linda) and an informal agreement between Nixon and the extraterrestrial pictured.

*Yorba Linda is Nixon's home town.
*The meeting took place a mere three weeks before the assassination.
*No one could really explain the trajectory of the supposed "Magic bullet."
*Strip Clubs became an almost overnight sensation as many opened just weeks after the assassination.
*The photo was between the pages of Camelot, the term coined by the press of Kennedy's presidency.
* Nixon had the resources and contacts to place men and convolute facts.

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An Exact Moment In Kennedy History

An Exact Moment In Time

At this exact moment, Richard Nixon was thinking, (Someday, I’m going to blow his motherfucking head off.)

And the rest is history…. Or conspiracy.

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   Anti-Christ said

   August 6, 2008 at 12:09 pm e
   This may be your best caption ever.
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   Gumby said

   August 6, 2008 at 12:20 pm e
   LMFAO!
   I bet he was thinking that. Kennedy was kicking his ass and the camera kept showing Nixon all sweaty and nervous.
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   Max Jackl said

   August 6, 2008 at 12:39 pm e
   And kill his brother Bobby as well.
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   SIGHTER said

   August 6, 2008 at 1:31 pm e
   MARVELOUS! SIMPLY MARVELOUS. GLAD I RETURNED.
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   LOTGK said

   August 6, 2008 at 11:44 pm e
   Returned? From where?
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   Gumby said

   August 8, 2008 at 9:36 am e
   From the perch on the grassy knoll. Thats where.
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   Raincoaster said

   August 9, 2008 at 8:56 pm e
   MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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The Mad Ice Scrapper

At dinner last night, I was reminded of an event that happened back in the 1970’s. I believe it was the winter of 1976, or maybe 1977. It was a Christmas holiday type event where each neighbor tried to outdo the next in Christmas decorations presentations. Being in the midst of the energy crisis, a time when just a few years earlier President Richard Nixon preached to all Americans to conserve oil, gas, and electricity. The Christmas light decorators had to find more energy efficient means to showcase their homes.

They came up with a very ingenious concept of brown and white paper lunch bags and nickel candles. The home owner would open each paper bag, add about an inch of sand to add weight so they would not blow away and line them starting at the street curb and then wind their way on both sides up their driveway. They would then add the nickel candles and light them. The paper bag would illuminate to a very bright decoration and the bag height would block the wind keeping the candle lit.

It would take hours to set up the bags and then every night relight or replace the candles and re-align whatever bags needed to be placed back into position.

That’s where Brad and I came in. At the height of the Christmas season, when every household was illuminated with these energy efficient decorations, we would take to the streets with our car. I was in my 1968 yellow Camaro, and we would find a street aglow with these light bags. I would then get really close to the curb and Brad would open the car door, and using the ice scrapper would mow down as many of the bags as he could.

Its hard to describe the sound the bags made when they came in contact with the ice scrapper, something like Thrack, thrack, thrack. We were laughing like idiots watching the bags almost explode as they were hit and then catch on fire immediately afterward. We would go street to street with the mad ice scrapper.

This went on for some time until we began to get chased from the neighbors who began to recognize the yellow Camaro. The mad ice scrapper retired after an all to brief reign of terror.

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Richard Nixon And John Kennedy Meet

The Assassination Begins

Congressman John Kennedy and his wife Jacqueline greet vice-president Richard Nixon. The trio are at Midway Airport in Chicago.

#8 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards.

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   Cindy said

   May 1, 2008 at 7:41 pm e
   Are these cards worth anything?
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   LOTGK said

   May 1, 2008 at 8:22 pm e
   Cindy, do a Google search, JFK collector cards. I would think they are worth something, not a fortune or anything, but something.
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   JENNIFER NEIDE said

   March 7, 2012 at 5:26 pm e
   i HAVE JFK COLLECTOR CARDS I WOUND LIKE TO KNOW HOW MUCH THEY ARE WORTH PLEASE REPLY BACK AT
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     LOTGK said

     March 7, 2012 at 11:26 pm e
     What kind of JFK collector cards?
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