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11/02/2015

The Complete JFK Conspiracy Archives

complete jfk conspiracy archives
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The conspiracy began November 22nd, 1963. The united States Of America’s 35th president, John F. Kennedy, was gunned down in cold blood in front of thousands of spectators as his motorcade rolled through Dealey Plaza. Conflicting eye witness accounts of multiple shooters confused police. A puff of smoke and suspicious characters lurking on the grassy knoll was claimed to be seen.
The supposed magic bullet that inflicted seven wounds was scrutinized. The medical examiners office blatant errors and omissions during the make shift autopsy. The Warren commission blundering the investigation from day one.
Oswald proclaiming he was a patsy and that he did not shoot JFK. Jack Ruby silencing Oswald shooting him in the gut as he was being transferred to a maximum security location.
Fifty years later the rest is conspiracy history. Below are the stories and conspiracies surrounding the Kennedy assassination still active today.

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11/20/2008

Dealey Plaza - Grassy Knoll Logo


This is "Thee" Grassy Knoll. The infamous icon located on the fringe of Dealey Plaza, where president John Kennedy was assassinated on November 22nd, 1963. The conspiracy goes that Oswald was positioned on the sixth floor of the School Book Depository and another shooter was on the grassy knoll. Both assassins fired at the president to ensure a successful mission.

The rest is conjecture, conspiracy, and history.




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R.I.P. Big G 11/20/1997
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2/08/2008

Proof Of Second Shooter On The Grassy Knoll

Irrefutable Proof Of A Second Shooter
A signed confession on a U.S. dollar bill printed in the year 2000 is positive proof that Oswald did not act alone.
If it were Oswald who signed the dollar then the bill would have had to be dated 1963 or before. This one is clearly marked 2000 making it impossible for him to have signed it.
Therefore, the only logical conclusion is that a second assassin was lurking on the grassy knoll that fateful day in November 1963 and took aim at John Kennedy as he was riding in the motorcade and completed the assassination of our 35th president.
The Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists can only speculate as to why the assassin came forward after 40 plus years of silence to confess assuming that perhaps this man (FBI handwriting experts have already determined that a man wrote this confession) is dying and wished to clear his conscious before he passed away.




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24 Responses to “Kennedy Assassination Second Shooter Proof”


  1. Othepjavier said

    February 8, 2008 at 10:24 pm e
    Maybe the guy’s just making fun. How are they so sure that the man who wrote that really shot JFK?
    Reply

  2. Chica said

    February 9, 2008 at 12:19 am e
    I had a fiver the other day that led me to that Where’s George.com site, funny enough it was a 5 dollar bill, shoulda been wheresabe.com
    Reply

  3. LOTGK said

    February 9, 2008 at 12:53 am e
    Otherjavier,
    Because the dollar bill says so.
    Reply

  4. LOTGK said

    February 9, 2008 at 12:55 am e
    Yes Chica, very cool site. I happen to know that there are a few LOTGK dollars floating around in the economy.
    Reply

  5. Steamed-Clams said

    February 9, 2008 at 10:13 pm e
    I know who it was.
    A man gave me a dollar bill on Nov 22 of this year.
    Coincidence? I think not.
    Not only did he surreptitiously slip it into my change real casual-like, but he also asked;
    “Can I help you with anything else?”
    So the assumption that this criminal is dying and wants to unburden his soul is grossly erroneous.
    He wants another job.
    Seems to me we better keep Bush out of Texas for awhile.
    In fact, we should probably take him to a cave in Utah and hide him….far far away, for a long long time.
    We must make sure he survives.
    We must have proof for future generations that we did not invent him.
    Without him, no one will believe such a man ever existed.
    Reply

  6. LOTGK said

    February 9, 2008 at 11:04 pm e
    Forget about the cave in Utah. Romney has been hiding out there up until this year.
    Reply

  7. Steamed-Clams said

    February 9, 2008 at 11:57 pm e
    Yeah, But I hear Romney didn’t touch any of the complimentary booze, smokes and pretzels.
    Bush will be fine there.
    Reply

  8. LOTGK said

    February 10, 2008 at 1:27 am e
    Mitt was too busy with his eleven wives. Or so I’m told….
    Reply

  9. Chica said

    February 10, 2008 at 10:57 pm e
    If I ever get one, I’m going to keep it forever! LOL
    Reply

  10. Lori said

    February 11, 2008 at 4:56 am e
    the cave in Utah leads to hollow earth…which I am starting to believe that Elvis is living down there, along with Princess Diana, Marylin Monroe, Jim Morrison, Lee Harvey Oswald, Heath Ledger… and possibly the Kennedy brothers.
    Wouldnt that be a hoot?
    Im packing my bags, and taking a trip to Utah.
    I hear they dont age down there as fast.. I got only a few good years left if I stay here.. but I could stay young and good looking for a lot longer if I go there.
    And I am sick of spending my money on anti-wrinkle creams.
    Reply

  11. Working Overtime At The Grassy Knoll Institute | Going Like Sixty said

    February 18, 2008 at 5:18 pm e
    [...] Grassy Knoll caseworkers are on their way to Dallas (let’s hope they know it’s in Texas…. News that a secret treasure trove of documents related to the Kennedy assassination was first [...]
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  12. Anti-Christ said

    March 26, 2008 at 12:25 pm e
    Wow, had a busy weekend with Jesus dying and all. But I’m back. I want to point out to you that the dollar bill doesn’t say “I” but “1″ as in one person shot JFK.
    Handwriting analysis on Oswald should prove that he wrote this on the dollar and that he acted alone in the murder of your Catholic president.
    Repent is to late. Kick back and enjoy life instead.
    Reply

  13. LOTGK said

    March 26, 2008 at 7:07 pm e
    Anti, problem with your theory, the bill is dated year 2000, 37 years after Oswald was murdered.
    Good catch though.
    Reply

  14. Gentledove said

    June 20, 2008 at 9:14 pm e
    It WAS George Washington wot did it.
    Reply

  15. LOTGK said

    June 21, 2008 at 12:14 am e
    Psst…. Over here.
    Rumor has it that a rocket scientist working at the Grassy Knoll Institute penned the phrase on the note.
    Reply

  16. Hamster said

    June 26, 2009 at 7:23 pm e
    Totally fake. Whata farce.
    Reply

    • LOTGK said

      June 27, 2009 at 11:47 pm e
      What’s fake? What is a farce? It is a real dollar bill with a confession written on it. It offers more believable proof that the volumes published by the Warren Commission.
      Reply

  17. Jim Porter said

    January 5, 2010 at 1:08 pm e
    http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/11/15/f_osbanjom_22aa351.jpgThis picture was taken around 1230 pm on Nov.22 1963. Oswald was playing for a neighborhood hoot-n-nanny in his backyard during his lunch hour. Proof that he couln’t have been the shooter on the sixth floor of the TSBD.
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  18. Jim Porter said

    January 7, 2010 at 2:41 pm e
    what are you talking about?
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11/22/2007

What Once Was Camelot

What Once Was Camelot
Has anybody here seen my old friend Abraham?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
You know, I just looked around and he’s gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend John?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked around and he’s gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked ’round and he’s gone.
Didn’t you love the things that they stood for?
Didn’t they try to find some good for you and me?
And we’ll be free
Some day soon, and it’s a-gonna be one day …
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
I thought I saw him walkin’ up over the hill, With Abraham, Martin and John.
Lyrics by Dion




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7 Responses to “JFK Assassination Anniversary”


  1. LEE LARSON said

    October 16, 2008 at 11:10 pm e
    NO, NO, YOU’VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. JFK WASN’T ASSASSINATED, HE COMMITTED SUICIDE BY SHOOTING HIMSELF TWICE WITH AN UNREGISTERED HANDGUN. *HEY, THAT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS ANY OTHER THEORY/CONCLUSION WE’VE HEARD! REMIND ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT HOW I MANAGED TO SHOOT ABE LINCOLN ALL BY MYSELF BACK IN 1865; I FLED THE AUTHORITIES IN A UFO AND HAVE BEEN ON THE RUN EVER SINCE. WOULDN’T HAVE SURVIVED IF BIGFOOT HADN’T HID ME OUT FOR 45 YEARS.
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  2. LOTGK said

    October 17, 2008 at 9:28 am e
    I knew it had to do with time travel someway.
    BTW, big foot saw his shadow, that means six more decades of hiding out.
    Reply

  3. Jim Porter said

    January 5, 2010 at 1:16 pm e
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  4. Gumby said

    January 5, 2010 at 3:09 pm e
    I saw that a week ago. Thought it was Kennedy at first til playboy claimed the picture.
    Reply

  5. RTB said

    August 6, 2010 at 9:51 pm e
    I’ve been watching ’3 shots that changed the world’ – the JFK’s assassination.
    A strong argument for ‘Oswald’ as the lone gunman.
    But Jean Dixon, an alleged physic, wrote to the president warning him not to go to Dallas.
    Why did no one interview her?! Did she dream the assassination? Did she see it in Astrology?
    The Germans were very much into Astrology- using light as a mechanism, even though science can prove
    astrology is not a science. Its humans that create the horoscopes and decide when and where to act on them.
    The archdukes assassination at 11:00 am, June 28, 1914- led to war, wwI
    Von Hindenburg’s death eventually led to the annexation of Austria- like the Archduke’s attempt to annex Bosnia + Herzogovina
    What go around comes around in theory.. Hitler from Austria- both annexation attempts’ fail.
    JFK leads to the escalation of Vietnam.
    The houses (astrology) between the Archdukes death and Von Hindenburgs’ death are identical.
    On August 02, 1934 when Von hindenburg died, the Sun was 9 degrees Leo, Moon was 10 degrees Taurus-
    bouncing light off the moon from the sun in degrees- 9 Leo to 10 Taurus hits 11 degrees Aquarius,
    where the moon was when JFK was assassinated.. 11 degrees, 11th Sign
    The Prime Minister of England, on Sept 03, 1939- threatened Germany with war at Nine, declared war at Eleven. thus 9-11
    Remember, New York used to be ‘New Amsterdam’- maybe that ‘New City’ predicted by that so-called fameous phsyic.
    New York, first capital- also the 11th Coloney of the original 13.
    Empire State building, hit by B-25 July 28th, 1945- Sunday- the anniversary of WWI being declared in 1914
    World Trade Center, 9-11, hit tuesday, looks like an eleven- 110 stories
    In Binary, Sunday is (0)1, on 9-11, Tuesday is written as (0)11.
    Friday the sixth day of the week- or oswald on Friday, nov 22, 1963- the 6th floor
    Can be written as (0)110, the trade center had 110 floors- April 20th Hitler’s birthday is the 110th day of the year
    This should be enough for ya’s. Don’t get on started on UFO’s, or “ODESSA”- THE Pearl of the Black Sea-
    Like Paraguay is to South America, might be, for escaping ‘Nazi’s.
    There used to be a story, saying, that there was a UFO base in Peru- In the 70′s, I didn’t believe that, but then
    I found out that the Germans at the end of the war creating, Flying Saucer, flying wings- (Horton Ho-9′s) like craft.
    But they were so defeated, they were probably leaving Germany to regroup.
    2046, 2047, 2048 are years to pay attention to- USE binary
    day 9-11, and day 9-12 are writtten simularily like 2047, 2048.
    (0)11111110, 9-11 and (0)11111111, 9-12.. ’2046′-, (0)11111111110.. 2047- (11.1′s)–(0)11111111111.. 2048-(0)100000000000…
    WELL ANYWAY..
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11/07/2007

Ruby Guns Down Oswald - Silence The Assassin

Ruby Guns Down Oswald
November 24th, 1963. Dallas, Texas. This is where it all began. Lee Harvey Oswald, already arrested, beaten, and interrogated in connection to the assassination of president John F. Kennedy, the 35th president of the United States, was being held at police headquarters waiting to be transferred to a more secure location. Enter Jack Ruby.
Ruby stopped at his dry cleaners and then decided to walk over to the jail where the police were holding Oswald. Ruby walked right in, no one noticed him as the reporters and other security agents concentrated on the door Oswald was going to come through.
Ruby mingled in the crowd positioning himself closer waiting for Oswald to enter and seconds later, the Kennedy Assassination conspiracy began. Ruby shot and killed Oswald at point blank range and his aim was true. Oswald slumped to the ground, still handcuffed to the Texas Marshal assigned to escort him to the county jail.
An hour later, Oswald was pronounced dead and Ruby quickly surrendered and was arrested. Ruby shouted out that he shot Oswald to avenge the death of President Kennedy. Ruby died in prison several years later from cancer.
The seeds of a terrible conspiracy were planted that day. Before Ruby shot Oswald, there was only one gunman, and it was Oswald who acted alone. The next day, people seemed to remember the events at Dealy Plaza a little differently. Perhaps there were shots that came from the little grassy knoll before the underpass. Perhaps there were four shots fired. Perhaps some from the front.
Today, 40 plus years later, after countless books, papers, reports, documentaries, and movies on the assassination each adding or subtracting elements of the actual days events to suit their thesis, many of the younger generation really don’t know what happened that day. Oliver Stone’s movie, JFK, 1991, distorted the facts of the assassination even more adding evidence and events that never occurred. Now it all seems like an old movie.
Fact is, Oswald did shoot Kennedy, hitting him at least once in the back of the head which was the fatal shot. Oswald did assassinate president Kennedy but thanks to Jack Ruby, there will always remain doubt that he acted alone and that a possible second shooter was lurking on the grassy knoll assisting in the assassination to guarantee their objective.
A carefully orchestrated conspiracy plan or simply a dejected lone gunman wanting to make a name for himself. Forty plus years later, hard to tell.
Welcome to the 101 of a conspiracy theory.

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  1. George Senda said

    March 15, 2008 at 3:21 am e
    For those of you who want a piece of gen-u-ine con-spir-acy his-to-ry, the gun that Ruby used to kill Oswald is up for auction.
    The owner paid $200,000 for it a few years ago.
    The gun was bought by Ruby for $62.50.
    It’s expected to go for more than a million bucks.
    If I had won the lotto for big bucks, just think what a conversation piece that would make framed on the wall.
    Maybe put it in your bathroom above the toilet as a conversation starter when your buddies come over for poker…
    ” Hey Harry. I was just in Al’s bathroom and guess what he’s got hanging over the toilet… ”
    Falkie2008
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  2. Hilarleo said

    October 9, 2008 at 1:45 am e
    You suggest Oswald “wanted to make a name for himself”?
    This is the same speculation you accuse others of.
    Among his very few clear statements about the execution of JFK is this straightforward answer to a reporter’s question
    “Why did you shoot the president?”
    “I didnt kill anybody” he said; “I’m just a patsy …”
    That’s not the way I ‘d try to go about ensuring a macho infamy.
    Whatever state of mind he was in, what Oswald said was not the boast of fame-seeking thrill-killers that you suggest.
    I’d love to know your explanation for the evidence seen on the Zapruder film… Backward physics? Magic bullets?
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  3. Gumby said

    October 9, 2008 at 8:37 am e
    And yet dickwads like yourself bring up his name and continue the conspiracy. Oswald’s name will live on in history more than most serial killers.
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  4. Melanie said

    October 17, 2008 at 1:38 pm e
    God told me that the man that killed JFK was a policeman. The killer and shooters name is JD Tippit. One of his co-conspirators is Gayle Marshall Tippit. Both worked in the Dallas Police Department in 1963. These two were paid.
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  5. Jim Porter said

    January 13, 2010 at 3:56 am e
    Ruby didn’t stop at his dry cleaners, he was at the western Union wiring money to one of his stripers. The fact is Oswald was the alleged shooter and always will be alleged.
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10/10/2007

Lincoln / Kennedy Coincidences

Abraham Lincoln and John Kennedy have some very coincidental oddities about them. One would even say bizarre, or dare the Grassy Knoll Institute say Conspiracy? Pretty bizarre facts especially the last one. 
Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost children while living in the White House.
Both were shot on a Friday.
Both were shot in the head.
Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both were known by their three names.
Both names are comprised of 15 letters.
Booth ran from a theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Both were shot to death before their trials.
AND…..
A week before Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.

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  1. Anthony King said

    December 27, 2007 at 1:40 pm
    Ok, you say that a week before he was shot, Kennedy was with Marilyn Monroe. This is false, Monroe died over a year before Kennedy was shot. She was found dead August 4-5 1962. Please correct this false information before conspiracy theorist swear that it’s true.
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  2. Anthony King said

    December 27, 2007 at 1:45 pm
    Also, back to the Lincoln/Kennesy Coincidence…. John Wiles Booth was born in 1838, not 1839.
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  3. LOTGK said

    December 27, 2007 at 2:21 pm
    Anthony, no, I said he was “In” Marilyn Monroe, not with her. It was a play on words.
    And keep in mind that this is the home of the 99 cent conspiracy theory. It’s a humor based blog, not exact facts based blog.
    Thank you for the commenting and the info.
    Curator
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  4. Anthony D. Ambuehl, Sr. said

    February 18, 2008 at 7:29 am
    You have a problem then. The Third line on this site says, and I quote: “Pretty bizarre facts especially the last one”.
    It’s a Proven FACT that Marilyn Monroe was dead the previous year. So your play on words leaves you liable. I don’t care either way as to what all these Drab coincidence’s, that were mostly made up, state. Not one of them can proven.
    Let’s start with the one that says “Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy”. Again, mis-information, Lincoln’s White House secretaries were John Hay and John Nicolay. You can search all you want, but you will never find any secretary for Lincoln by the name of Kennedy.
    I can go on and give you more, but I wouldn’t be believed anyway. You’ve posted to Anthony King that this was a Humor based blog, but as I pointed out, your third line states FACTs, which changes this from humor to a fact based blog. You’ve gotta watch how you post sentences, as ANYTHING and EVERYTHING can be taken out of context. All in all, I did like the posting though. Did make me grin a little…
    Have a good year,
    Anthony D. Ambuehl, Sr.
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  5. LOTGK said

    February 18, 2008 at 8:36 am
    Tony, this blog is the home of the 99 cent conspiracy theory.
    It IS a humorous site. Just because one types in the word “Fact” does not make the blog fact based. And that’s a fact.
    But thanks for commenting and reading.
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  6. Markita said

    February 19, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    this is my first time reading this on this website and already i can tell you that some of your information is wrong.
    Booth was not caught in a warehouse..he was caught and apprehended on someone else’s property.
    Also…neither one of the assassins was shot to death before their trials. I don’t want to stir up any trouble…i just wanted to let you know that some of your facts are off. Thanks for letting me submit my comment.
    <3 markita="" p="">

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  7. LOTGK said

    February 19, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    You are welcome Markita.
    But wasn’t Lee Harvey Oswald gunned down by Jack Ruby on national television? Before he went on trial?
    But you are right, I think Kennedy was in Monroe more than once.
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  8. LEE LARSON said

    October 17, 2008 at 1:20 am
    WELL, I’M GLAD TO SEE YOU FINALLY HAVE YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. BUT YOU DID LEAVE OUT THE POINT THAT THE WHOLE THING WAS PLANNED WELL IN ADVANCE BY JOHN QUINCY ADAMS WHILE CONSPIRING WITH A VERY YOUNG DANIEL WEBSTER FOR TOTAL CONTROL OF HARLAN COUNTY, KENTUCKY. TODAY HARLAN COUNTY, TOMORROW THE WORLD!
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