Bumpuses Sons Of Bitches

All He Could Muster Was Not A Finga

The only recourse the old man could do after the neighbors dogs burst in the left open kitchen door and devoured the entire Thanksgiving Day turkey was, "BUMPUSES, SONS OF BITCHES!"

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from the Curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute. Please drive safely this holiday season.

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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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   Gumby said

   December 27, 2010 at 8:16 am e
   Merry Christmas to you Pat. Glad you didn’t shoot your eye out.
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     LOTGK said

     December 29, 2010 at 8:51 am e
     I cam close.
     Merry christmas and Happy Holidays to you as well my green friend.
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   Valdunagan said

   December 28, 2010 at 8:27 am e
   I love that sign. Where is that?
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     LOTGK said

     December 29, 2010 at 8:37 am e
     Its in my front yard. 
     Actually, I don’t know where it is.
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   Jill said

   July 5, 2012 at 10:44 am e
   I just now saw your Sign post! Love it! Our street, which has speed bumps, is posted as 25 mph. The average driver goes about 45. Would it be fair to also post one in my front yard, with an arrow pointing at my neighbor’s house that says, “These Scumbags Lie About Their “Disability” To Collect Free Money From The Govt Each Month”
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     LOTGK said

     July 11, 2012 at 8:38 am e
     I would love to see that sign. 
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