7/17/2011

NFL Lockout Attributed To Alien Influence

NFL Labor Dispute Ego - Or Thought Screen Helmet
Grassy Knoll Institute operative declare Thought Screen Helmet aliens have infiltrated the NFL and caused the lockout.

As the NFL lockout stretches into the middle of July evidence it is evident that thought screen aliens have influenced both the players association and the owners for their own ulterior motives.

With no training camp, preseason games, or regular season games in 2011, football fans will look for alternative activities to fill their daily lives. Thought screen aliens believe the NFL football fan will be more easily manipulated with plenty of idle time and will telepathically push them toward other interests that the aliens need to conquer humankind.

God, please don't let the aliens be NASCAR fans.




LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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3 comments:

  1. Gumby7/18/2011 4:14 AM

    I knew it. Divide and conquer.

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  2. Max Jackl7/22/2011 4:19 AM

    After watching the NFL network last night, I believe you are correct with the players being influenced.

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  3. LOTGK7/25/2011 12:48 PM

    At least the deal is done now. Unless Manning gets pushy and doesn't sign off with the deal.

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