Worst Songs Ever Recorded

The Grassy Knoll Institute compiled the following list:
The worst songs ever recorded

Fish Heads by Barnes and Barnes.
You all remember, this is the second video that the new MTV music network played on its cable channel.

MacArthur Park by Richard Harris
Someone left the cake out in the rain,....and I'll never have that recipe again, oh no!!!!!

Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice
Sorry Ice, you became a laughing stock.

Father Figure by George Michael
I won't be your father figure put your tiny hand in mine.....

Watching Scotty Grow by Bobby Goldsboro
The sequeal to Honey, see the tree how big its grown....

Silly Love Songs by Wings
Sorry Sir Paul.

Norman by Sue Thompson
Can only remember the words Norman, da da da da da d a da something, Norman,....

Boogie oogie oogie by A Taste of Honey
Get down, boogie, oogie, oogie were the only words I believe.

The Night Chicago Died by Paper Lace
Cheesy tune about Al Capone and someones daddy being a cop on the East side of Chicago.

Beach Baby by First Class
From July to the end of September, beach baby, beach baby, beach baby....

Emperors Clothes by Sinead O'Connor
Giving speaking in tongues a whole new meaning.

Informer by Snow
Real fast lyrics of nonsense. Here is a sample...."You know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blame A licky boom-boom down' Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane A licky boom-boom down"

Rico Suave by Gerardo.
A horn supposedly that was to be sexy, sounds like a dump truck backing up.

She Bangs by William Haung
His 15 minutes of fame was up, now his song lives like "Night of the Living Dead"

Muskrat Love by Captain and Tenille.
A love song about a gerbel. Need anymore be said.

I've never been to me by Charlene
She's been to paradise, but shes never been to me.... And your point?

Disco Duck by Rick Dee's.
The death knell of disco.

Torn Between Two Lovers by Mary Mcgregor
A smarmy marmy tune sung off key.

Havin My Baby by Paul Anka
Just hate it. Couldn't tune the dial fast enough.

Strawberry Letter 23 by Brothers Johnson
It took him 22 previous attempts to write this...."Stained window yellow candy screen, See speakers of kite (ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) With velvet roses diggin' freedom flight (ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) A present from you (ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) Strawberry letter 22 The music plays I sit in for a few (ah, ah, ah, ah...)(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...)"

Run Joey Run by David Geddes
And to think Madonna had a remake in her papa don't preach tune."Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to meDaddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see."

Bicycle Race Queen
Nice bell. Thats about it.

Mambo #5 by Lou Bega
Incessant melody that drives me crazy.

Billy Don't Be A Hero by The Heywoods
Well, he became a hero and died.

Feelings by Morris Albert
Most sung song on the gong show. Need more be said?

Cars by Gary Numan
In cars, duhn, duhn, duhm, da, da , da duhn, in cars. Great lyrics. Not!!!!

Lime In The Coconut by Harry Nillson
These lyrics speaks volumes...In what language I don't know."Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime, His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime. She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up. She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up. She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up. She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

Magnet and Steel by Walter Egan
This one was made of tin and it didn't stick...

Sylvias Mother by Dr Hook
Who cares about her mother especially when he's whining about her?

Rapture by Blondie
Well, just read these lyrics...."Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind. Flash is fast, Flash is coolFrancois sez fas, Flashe' no do. And you don't stop, sure shot. Go out to the parking lot. And you get in your car and you drive real far. And you drive all night and then you see a light. And it comes right down and lands on the ground. And out comes a man from Mars. And you try to run but he's got a gun. And he shoots you dead and he eats your head. And then you're in the man from Mars. You go out at night, eatin' cars. You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too Mercurys and Subarus. And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars. Then, when there's no more cars. You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet. Face to face, dance cheek to cheek"

Heartbeat by Don Johnson
Stick with Miami Vice Don.

Superbowl Shuffle by Chicago Bears players
Tainted a superbowl victory.

Fernando by Abba
Yes, we hear the drums? Wish We didn't.

Mickey by Toni Basil
Never look at cheeleaders quite the same.

Saturday Night by Bay City Rollers
Saw them at Idora Park. Last gig they ever had.

Tutti Fruitti by Pat Boone
Sure signs that Viagra has affected him.

Towin The Line by Rocky Burnette
I'm tired of listening dude. Cut the line already.

All By Myself by Eric Carmen
Wish he kept this song to himself.

Radioactive by The Firm
You're radioactive? Now what?

Anything by Kenny G

I Was Made For Dancin by Leif Garrett
But not for singin.

MmmmnBop by Hanson
Can't wait for their greatest hits album.

Chuck E's In Love by Ricky Lee Jones
Cats being tortured.

99 Red Balloons by Nena
She got a great body.

Anything by Art Garfunkel

Paper Roses by Marie Osmond
Utah's first family, Donny and Marie....

Which Way You Goin Billy by Poppy Family
The sign post up ahead...The Twilight Zone.

I Found Love On A Two Way Street by the Moments
But lost it on a lonely highway. DOA.

Telephone Man by Meri Wilson
Hey lolly lolly, get it any way you can. Oh god, make it stop.

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds by Will Shatner
Ship.......out.......of.......danger......Beam me up Scotty, there's no talent here.

Betcha By Golly Wow by Stylisitcs
This is something someone would say while watching a porn movie.

Dont Call Us Well Call You by SugarLoaf
They're still waiting for the call.

I'm Not In Love by 10cc
The original boy band. You're not a hit either.

The Show Must Go On by 3 Dog Night
Never thought I'd hear carnival music in rock and roll.

Tip Toe To The Gas Pumps by Tiny Tim
God rest his soul. He peaked on Carson and bottomed by the end of the show.

I Think were Alone Now by Tiffany
Still afraid to go to the mall.

Dont Worry Be Happy by Bobby Mcfarren
Not even Robin Williams could bail this song out.

Anything by Slim Whitman or Box Car Willy.

These are the nominee's. All worthy to be the worst song ever. Did I miss any? Send along a reply to vote for your favorite worst song or add to the list.

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