Showing posts with label urban legend. Show all posts
Showing posts with label urban legend. Show all posts

10/10/2011

Hotel Conneaut Ghost Elizabeth Levitates

The ghost of bride Elizabeth has been purportedly haunting Hotel Conneaut ever since World War II. Urban legend tells us Elizabeth died in a fire sparked by a lightning storm the night of her wedding. She perished in the fire while frantically searching for her husband, (A war hero on leave to marry his fiance) who mistakenly thought Elizabeth escaped the flames. For the past 60 plus years, Elizabeth has been roaming the hallways looking in every room in hopes of finding her lover.

In 2008, the Grassy Knoll Institute conducted an in depth investigation at the Hotel and collected plenty of empirical data snapping hundreds of photographs, taking hundreds of readings, and an in depth search and mapping of Elizabeth’s honeymoon room.

In early September this year, the Grassy Knoll Institute Paranormal team returned to Hotel Conneaut. This time, the results were more startling than previous encounters. In one very lucky encounter, we spied bride Elizabeth walking down the third floor hallway away from us. Sensing our presence, she turned to make eye contact with us, then quickly levitated and disappeared through the ceiling.

We believe Hotel Conneaut will have a very good 2011 season after this investigation goes public.

Happy Halloween
LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/17/2007

Princess Diana Is Still Alive

Empirical Evidence That Princess Diana Is Still Alive
The above photo is empirical evidence that Diana, the Princess of Wales, faked her death to get out of her marriage to Prince Charles and to cut ties with the Queen Mother. Diana was rumored to be pregnant and the father certainly wasn't Charles.

This photo was taken eight months after Diana tragically died in a brutal car crash. Apparently, she is healing quite nicely and will soon be able to pursue her life in peace. Away from the media hounds, away from Charles, and away from the Queen.

You be the judge...



LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL


10/10/2007

Rockers Elvis And Morrison Are Alive


Elvis Presley And Jim Morrison Are Alive
Elvis Presley And Jim Morrison Are Alive
Grassy Knoll Institute Breaking News

The original king of rock and roll, Elvis Presley and the original bad boy of rock, Jim Morrison have been spotted and identified living on a farm in a remote area in Nebraska.

Elvis Is The One Wearing The Hat.
An elaborate plan and hoax helped Elvis stage his own death so he could live out the rest of his life doing what he always wanted. Being a farmer in Nebraska and eating all the chili fries he wanted.

I Need An L.A. Woman!
After years of living the rock star life, Jim Morrison has been reduced to a brittle old man needing canes to get around with.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL