10/10/2007

Rockers Elvis And Morrison Are Alive


Elvis Presley And Jim Morrison Are Alive
Elvis Presley And Jim Morrison Are Alive
Grassy Knoll Institute Breaking News

The original king of rock and roll, Elvis Presley and the original bad boy of rock, Jim Morrison have been spotted and identified living on a farm in a remote area in Nebraska.

Elvis Is The One Wearing The Hat.
An elaborate plan and hoax helped Elvis stage his own death so he could live out the rest of his life doing what he always wanted. Being a farmer in Nebraska and eating all the chili fries he wanted.

I Need An L.A. Woman!
After years of living the rock star life, Jim Morrison has been reduced to a brittle old man needing canes to get around with.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

15 comments:

  1. Is he(Elvis) really alive? or it's jus another joke?

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  2. I'll let the evidence presented speak for itself.

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  3. ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE POINT HERE? ARE ELVIS AND JIM SUPPOSED TO BE LOVERS, OR ARE THEY HEAVILY-ARMED SURVIVALISTS BENT ON TAKING OVER THE COUNTRY? BY THE WAY, JIM WOULD ONLY BE ABOUT 61 YEARS OLD NOW HAD HE LIVED, AND ELVIS WOULD BE ABOUT 73. THEY MUST HAVE HAD A HARD LIFE TO LOOK LIKE THOSE TWO IN THE PHOTO.

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  4. Nope. Sorry. My evidence is more compelling. Elvis is alive, but he and Kurt Cobain are living in Bielefeld, Germany! Dare you argue with the Swedish Secret Service?

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  5. How could I argue with the Swiss? They allowed Roman Polanski to leave jail and spend his time in his Swiss Chalet. A convicted pedophile who fled the States to avoid jail time.

    No, he's not a flight risk, he's only been on the run since 1973.

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  6. Which one of these photos is Elvis and which is Morrison they look like two very poor people on welfare or social assistance program they look nothing like elvis at all thanks

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  7. Elvis is wearing the hat.

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  8. Morrison gets his pardon today. I wonder if he shows up to accept.

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  9. Now that would be news.

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  10. Hehe...why is Elvis so thin if he's eating all the chilli fries he can? Please, Conspiracy Man knows the full truth about Elvis.

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  11. Elvis had to change his eating habits and trim down to complete his disguise. After all these years the disguise worked.

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  12. OMG! Neither would look this bad. Jim was younger than Elvis. In this picture, the man on the right looks older than the one on the left. I don't see either men in these two.

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  13. Oh yeah, Jim was cool and I'm pretty sure wouldn't wear his pant's up around his chest like that.

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  14. Remember, Elvis was just a good old boy growing up. He merely went back to his roots.

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  15. Morrison was way ahead of his time. Erkel stole his look on the TV sitcom Family Matters.

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