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Showdown on the Jersey Shore uncovers a situation.
Polynesian Easter Island culture is alive and thriving down on the Jersey shore.
The Grassy Knoll Institute field investigators have uncovered the above startling evidence that not all Easter Island inhabitants perished during the island's great upheaval and tribal wars that laid waste to not only the island, but to it's people hundreds of years ago. Today, many have made their way to the United States and call the state of New Jersey their home.
Notice the deep elliptical eye sockets, the strong chin and facial structure, and the Pukao. (The red hat that adorns the head of the Moai) The Moai had chiseled abs and typically had designs carved on their backs and posteriors. (Today, we call them tattoos and tramp stamps) All these characteristics have carried over into modern culture and society.
Don't get Snooki, err, snookered by the "Official" history of Easter Island and the monolithic stone statue Moai.
The Jersey Shore is one of the most popular prgrams on the MTV network while The Secrets Of The Easter Island Moai is one of the most popular programs on NATGEO.
Coincidence perhaps? We think not!
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
