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Over the past several years, Dublin's Department Of Motor Cars has seen a sharp decrease in passing grades in young males taking their drivers license test. It now takes the average male 12 attempts to obtain their license.
The Irish Ministry of transportation is in the process of conducting a study on why the failure rate is so profound. Perhaps it has something to do with the new Dublin school instructor, Kathleen McPeaks.
The cobblestone roads in Ireland and the inferior car shocks make objects in cars jiggle more than normal. Keeping your hands on the wheel and not keeping one's eyes on the road are the top two failure reasons.
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